Why I love Jade.

Jade is my heart, and Jade is my soul.
Jade, undeniable, is all my all.
Jade makes my throat clog up with tears
Because when I'm with her, I have no fear.

Jade likes the best band that ever existed.
Jade likes a crap band she never resisted.
Jade is a beautiful girl with nice hair.
Jade doesn't cheat because she is fair.

This poem, is surely, cheddary cheesy,
But that's how I like it, though it doesn't please me.
And now, I bid all you fuckers good-bye.
For Jade, I do love, she will make me bi?