Characters
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Cerise Van Goldenburg
- Gender:
- Female
Congratulations! You won a car! You are Cerise. Immature? Check. Immature beyond a 10 year old kid? Check. Has a weird/funny laugh? Check. One-side mind track? Check. Blackmails people with scandalous photos through events you yourself organized? Check. Enjoys annoying people for the fun of it? Check. Uninterested in the opposite gender because of some lame reason – like ‘he stole my lunch, therefore we shall be enemies till our fortieth generation line’? Check. Stupidity so strong that it prevents all positive characteristics from shining? Check.
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Nikko Vanderbilt
- Gender:
- Male
Sweet! You are Nikko. You’re athletic, smart, good-looking and did I mention good-looking? Your only fault is… your personality. Dammit. Total potential husband/wife material if you weren’t such a jerk. You may be easily angered, easily jealous, selfish, annoying or just hate people in general. Don’t worry. You’re personality isn’t all that bad. I mean, when you want to, you can make jokes. Jokes where people actually laugh. You are funny. Dammit. But unfortunately, you usually make jokes on someone else’s expense. Oh well. You don’t really care, do you? Also, you may have a mysterious side which people have yet to uncover… or not.
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Sarah Dawson
- Gender:
- Female
How you doin’? You are Sarah. The man predator. You are the relentless pursuer of the opposite gender. You may or may not be successful or you may or may not just be a loser with a hormones working overtime. Just don’t catch an STD or something. Aside for that, you easily accept people and support your friends no matter what – even if you don’t have the same values/views/beliefs/ opinions as them. You make a great friend – and an even better ‘friends with benefits’. Just kidding. Or am I? Call me. You know you want to. I’m waiting.
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Min-Young Lee 'Lee-Min'
- Gender:
- Female
Oh gosh. You are Lee-Min. The purpose of your sole existence is probably to point out how stupid people really are. Don’t worry, it’s usually always for the best. Or for fun. You get easily frustrated from being surrounded by stupid people. ‘Why am I the only one with common sense’ I hear you cry. Well, geez. You’re witty, intelligent, sensible and calm but that’s nothing if you don’t do anything with it! Get a hobby. I hear they’re fun.
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Julia Polanco
- Gender:
- Female
Hooray. You are Julia. You’re rational, shy, nervous and friendly. You want to be on the good side of everyone. You want your friends to be happy, you want everyone to be happy, heck, you even want that creepy neighbour – Mrs. Twiddles to be happy. That’s a double edge sword, young Luke. And it’s called ‘submissiveness’. You put others first so much, you tend to forget about your own self. You need to take a breather. Being a people pleaser is tiring. Go read your favourite books. …I’m still waiting for you to return my Pokemon Heroes™ manga, volume three.
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Cody ‘Miller’ Miller
- Gender:
- Male
You are Michael… wait, I’m sorry Miller. Who? Oh yeah… I remember you. The second best. You’re not ugly, but you’re not the hottest. You’re not stupid, but you’re IQ isn’t above 300. You are what is considered ‘average’. That necessarily isn’t a bad thing. There is nothing wrong with your looks or your personality, in fact, you usually are extremely good-looking and have a great personality… but there is always that one person (usually a friend) that beats you in everything, dammit. Which leaves you looking like a number two, which you aren’t really. Oh well. It beats being bald. Otherwise, if that said friend mysteriously goes missing, I’m sure you have nothing to do with it.
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Clark ‘Kyles’ Kyleson
- Gender:
- Male
Feel bad for him because he’s a certified loser.Oh crap... You are Kyles. N-not that’s a bad thing... Don’t worry. Being the butt of the joke isn’t always a bad thing. Not necessarily. People make fun of you because they feel like you are generally incapable of comprehending anything. But you know that’s not true. What? Do you want me to use simpler terms? Nevermind. Anyway, you take jokes well… that was a compliment. Do you know what that is? Ah, don’t worry. As I was saying, you have a good temper, but get easily offended since you feel that everyone gangs up against you or looks down you. Why are you looking at me like that? Geez. You’re over-sensitivity is the root of your insecurity. Hahaha. What? I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing for you. What’s funny you ask? … Oh you joker, you. Nevermind, nevermind… You’ll never understand.
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Yasmin Schiffer
- Gender:
- Female
Oh wow. You are Yasmin. You are the type of woman/man other people look up to. Or should look up to. Unlike your annoying rival, you are hard-working, loyal, sensible and passionate for whatever you are doing. Unfortunately, you tend to fall short because you are over ambitious and tend to set the bar too high. Even though you are smart, intelligent even, you, like your annoying rival, tend to suffer something called the ‘stupid phenomenon’. This ‘stupid phenomenon’ is really something. Or maybe, you’re not actually stupid, but being so focused on one thing, you tend to gloss over other things too quickly. Not that anyone really cares. You’re still back to square one after failing.
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Bald Principal
- Gender:
- Male
I’m sorry. You are bald. I mean, the Bald principal. Weep, child weep! For you are bald. You may be successful, intelligent and have a great, hard-working personality, but everyone overlooks that because you are bald. You have my sincerest and deepest sympathy. Here, have some money. Buy some Rogaine. Because no one likes a bald friend. Usually.