Characters

  • Kate

    Kate

    She's sort of a babe, with nice legs and Texas Red hair.

  • Jeff "Jay"

    Jeff "Jay"

    Probably the only person who can put up with Carlo's controlling attitude and adorable over-loads. He's a bit quiet, but a good guy if you let him talk. Most people don't though.

  • Michaela

    Michaela

    Lesbian BIATCH. Good for intimidation, bad for intimacy and monogamy, as Jess is unfortunately finding out. She was able to gradate her Stephanie/Jessica relationship without so much as one objection from anyone.

  • Caroline "Carlo"

    Caroline "Carlo"

    She was my first REAL friend in high school. It's sort of hard to shake her, and most days we're cool but there's a definitely love/hate thing going on between us. Strictly platonic, of course.

  • Gale "Stone"

    Gale "Stone"

    Unfortunately, the most interesting pieces of this boy's body are below the neck. I always mistake this look, I can't tell if it's the '*** ME' or '*** YOU' eyes. They're so similar and so different.

  • Anthony "Junior"

    Anthony "Junior"

    Technically that makes this guy twice the ugly *** I am. I don't see the resemblance...clearly he's got some mental disabilities. Can't even keep his goddamn mouth shut. I bet he road the short bus to school, I'll have to ask Stone about that when I get the chance...

  • Parker "Nellie-boy"

    Parker "Nellie-boy"

    Who's this ugly ***? Oh...right.

  • Aaron "E"

    Aaron "E"

    Probably the only normal guy in all of my classes. He also gets five extra points for convincing Mrs. White that Jewish is both a race and a nationality; and for having the girliest hips I've ever seen on a guy.

  • Prashant

    Prashant

    This little *** is the craziest bastard you'll ever meet. I'm not even sure if he's human--he's some sort of new breed of pervert-meets-upper-class-minority.

  • Jessica "Jess"

    Jessica "Jess"

    Isn't she adorable? I always wanted a pet...I'd never considered a rabbit as a pet until I met Jess. She's all shy and cute too. But a sophomore, and a little bit obnoxious. She doesn't know it but Michaela used to date a Stephanie just like her.