Characters
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Kate
She's sort of a babe, with nice legs and Texas Red hair.
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Jeff "Jay"
Probably the only person who can put up with Carlo's controlling attitude and adorable over-loads. He's a bit quiet, but a good guy if you let him talk. Most people don't though.
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Michaela
Lesbian BIATCH. Good for intimidation, bad for intimacy and monogamy, as Jess is unfortunately finding out. She was able to gradate her Stephanie/Jessica relationship without so much as one objection from anyone.
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Caroline "Carlo"
She was my first REAL friend in high school. It's sort of hard to shake her, and most days we're cool but there's a definitely love/hate thing going on between us. Strictly platonic, of course.
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Gale "Stone"
Unfortunately, the most interesting pieces of this boy's body are below the neck. I always mistake this look, I can't tell if it's the '*** ME' or '*** YOU' eyes. They're so similar and so different.
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Anthony "Junior"
Technically that makes this guy twice the ugly *** I am. I don't see the resemblance...clearly he's got some mental disabilities. Can't even keep his goddamn mouth shut. I bet he road the short bus to school, I'll have to ask Stone about that when I get the chance...
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Parker "Nellie-boy"
Who's this ugly ***? Oh...right.
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Aaron "E"
Probably the only normal guy in all of my classes. He also gets five extra points for convincing Mrs. White that Jewish is both a race and a nationality; and for having the girliest hips I've ever seen on a guy.
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Prashant
This little *** is the craziest bastard you'll ever meet. I'm not even sure if he's human--he's some sort of new breed of pervert-meets-upper-class-minority.
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Jessica "Jess"
Isn't she adorable? I always wanted a pet...I'd never considered a rabbit as a pet until I met Jess. She's all shy and cute too. But a sophomore, and a little bit obnoxious. She doesn't know it but Michaela used to date a Stephanie just like her.