Characters
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Matt Iverson
- Age:
- 19
Aileen's college age brother who comes home every other weekend to do his laundry and peddle unsolicited brotherly advice.
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Natalie Andersen
- Age:
- 15
Will's annoying, sophomore flavor-of-the-week girlfriend who has somehow managed to last four months. While Will usually dumps girls after three, Natalie has somehow been able to stick around and seems to do her best to make Aileen's life a living hell. It doesn't help that Natalie is pretty much ignorant about most things.
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Chuck Fink
- Age:
- 17
Perhaps the most annoying kid in school, Chuck took to hanging out with the group after Eric started dating Sara freshmen year. No one really likes him, with perhaps the exception of Eric, but he thinks he is hilarious, the life of the party, and God's gift to women. Though he is a perpetual loser, his ego and narcissism make it impossible for anyone to feel sorry for him.
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Eric Garbowski
- Age:
- 17
Eric is the class clown and Sara Farrell's boyfriend. He is a doofus but incredibly sweet to Sara, doing whatever she tells him to. Like Will, Eric thinks Aileen and Fletcher should just hook up so they would quit bickering. He doesn't know that they have an undercover relationship.Eric is probably Chuck Fink's one and only friend.
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Sara Farrell
- Age:
- 16
Aileen's best female friend, Aileen started hanging out with Sara after Will started getting involved in his girlfriends. Though she could easily fit into the popular clique, Sara is too kind-hearted. She is the only person other than Aileen and Fletcher who knows about their secret hooking up. She is dating Eric.
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Will Swain
- Age:
- 17
One of the most popular guys in school, Will still hangs out with the nerdy Fletcher Murphy and oddball Aileen Iverson. However, Will can't stop from being attracted to the prettiest but dumbest girls in school. He isn't aware that Aileen is desperately in love with him or that she and Fletcher have been secretly hooking up. He does unwittingly encourage them to get together because he thinks that would end their constant bickering.
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Fletcher Murphy
- Age:
- 16
A gangly, somewhat nerdy guy who befriended Will when he moved to down in the sixth grade. He and Aileen have never really gotten along and usually constantly fight when they are together. However, the two of them have been secretly hooking up since Chuck Fink's birthday party. Fletcher knows Aileen is in love with Will, but he doesn't exactly approve.
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Heath Birnbaum
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
Another one of the football players who attends Grange Valley High School. He is not one of Will's close friends and every is generally skeptical of his intentions.