Characters
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Dramatic Link
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
~”I can only have one quote? But... I say so many poetic things...” Link -- oh dear, where to begin... Well, Link is totally oblivious to the world around him. His life revolves around rescuing Zelda or getting high, and he “isn’t” in a relationship with Prince Marth. He has a bit of bad luck, so bad things always seem to be happening to him. He’s also dramatic and gives people headaches with his nearly constant wailing and whining. Lastly, he’s obsessed with finding a girlfriend -- but is put in an arranged marriage by the Deku Tree Sprout. Boo hoo.
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Shadow Link
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 16
~”:3 xD -w- ;p ^ . ^ :D “ Yes, Shadow Link likes to make lots o’ faces when he types... But that’s beside the point! He’s a little creepo and likes to hit on or flirt with, like, anyone. He serves Vaati, and everybody believes he’s secretly in love with him. This has yet to be proven, however. He can teleport using shadows, but can only come out during the late afternoon or at night due to the position of the sun or something like that. His partner in crime is Rabia, and the two are often seen making other people’s lives miserable. But he's cute, so it's all good.
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Sheik NOT Zelda
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
~”.....” Sheik is a very reserved person. He spends much of his time saying poetic things, helping Link with his problems, and drinking soup. He’s very good friends with Link and Zelda, even though the two don’t always treat him very well. He’s put into an arranged marriage with Kaikoura, even though he’d prefer to be single. Oh yeah, and if you can’t tell, he’s a HE, not a she. Get over it, Femme Sheik lovers.
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Kabira Dragmire
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 11
"One day, I'm going to make Link into a tasty sirloin and feed him to my dogs." First of all, THAT'S KINDA DEMENTED, KABIRA... And second, doesn't she looks so sweet and innocent in her bio picture? Yeah, they always do... But trust me, her one goal in life is to become as powerful and evil as her father, GANONDORF. She's a sick mofo. She will one day be second-in-command to the Gerudo, and Link's demise is constantly on her mind.
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Prince Alaric (Asher)
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 15
~"-couldn't get a quote at this time!-" Alaric was once the prince of Hyrule, but ran away to the Lost Woods when he was very young. He then became the prince of the misfit Zoras that live in the swamp deep in the forest. He was brought back to Hyrule by Link, who forced him to market products in his place. He goes by the name Asher and pretends to be blind to disguise his true identity, so he's usually seen wearing sunglasses. Besides this, he's usually quiet and keeps to himself.
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Prince Marth
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
~"Uhh... I'm a prince?" Nice quote, Marth. Anyway, Marth is the prince of Altea! WOOT! He's secretly in a relationship with Link, but his parents can never find out or they'll immediately force him to marry a princess from another land. He's a sweet, kind-hearted guy, but is a little dim-witted. Not quite Link's level of dim-wittedness, however, or we wouldn't be able to stand him. He dated Zelda once, but no longer wants to have contact with her because all he wants to do is think about his precious Link. D'awww.