Characters

  • Milo Thompson

    Milo Thompson

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    18
    Orientation:
    Straight

    His favourite memory of his brother is when he was fifteen and he walked into Andy's room to ask where he'd put Pulp Fiction since he's the one who had the damn thing last, and heard moaning coming from his laptop and before he could give him shit for jacking off in daylight, realized it was gay porn and that his brother had been digging the male gender for a few years now--who really cared but this is the only time that either one of them will admit to having a serious conversation that didn't include the words "*** you little brother", "smell this or I'll kill you", and (although this would be later) "you better not start any incest shit man".

  • Andrew Thompson

    Andrew Thompson

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19
    Orientation:
    Homosexual

    The only thing he hates more then daytime television and when someone pockets a lighter in the middle of a smoke session is when his brother calls him Andy.

  • Tulip (Alan) Nguyen

    Tulip (Alan) Nguyen

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    18
    Orientation:
    Straight

    His real name is Alan and it's a stupid as *** nickname, but because he's a one hundred and thirty five pound senior with his only real strength being facts about Seinfeld no one asks for yet he's always there to give, they let him have this one thing.

  • Lisa Swesson

    Lisa Swesson

    Gender:
    Female
    Age:
    18
    Orientation:
    Straight

    Other than being Tulip's girlfriend--for that will always be more than enough--she enjoys watching Twin Peaks religiously and doing acid.