Characters

  • Lucy "Luce" Ferrell

    Lucy "Luce" Ferrell

    Gender:
    Female
    Age:
    19

    Welcome to the annual 'Pain In My Ass sale'. Have a nice ***ing day.

  • Richard "***" Combs

    Richard "***" Combs

    Gender:
    Male

    This is a big, big, big day! Thanks for your super, duper, Macy’s spirit!

  • Sebastian Hanks

    Sebastian Hanks

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    21
    Orientation:
    Homosexual

    Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

  • Niall Horan

    Niall Horan

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19

    Sorry about last Christmas, love.

  • Zayn Malik

    Zayn Malik

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19
  • Louis Tomlinson

    Louis Tomlinson

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    20
  • Harry Styles

    Harry Styles

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    18
  • Liam Payne

    Liam Payne

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19