Characters
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Lucy "Luce" Ferrell
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 19
Welcome to the annual 'Pain In My Ass sale'. Have a nice ***ing day.
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Richard "***" Combs
- Gender:
- Male
This is a big, big, big day! Thanks for your super, duper, Macy’s spirit!
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Sebastian Hanks
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 21
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.
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Niall Horan
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
Sorry about last Christmas, love.
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Zayn Malik
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
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Louis Tomlinson
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 20
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Harry Styles
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 18
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Liam Payne
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19