Characters
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Tulip (Alan) Nguyen
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 18
- Orientation:
- Straight
His real name is Alan and it's a stupid as *** nickname, but because he's a one hundred and thirty five pound senior with his only real strength being facts about Seinfeld no one asks for yet he's always there to give, they let him have this one thing.
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Lisa Swesson
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 18
- Orientation:
- Straight
Other than being Tulip's girlfriend--for that will always be more than enough--she enjoys watching Twin Peaks religiously and doing acid.