I'm still finding that really hard to believe... except for the fact that there's a sequel coming, eventually.
But really....
And just who the flying fuck is it that's trying to kill Median now? Seriously.
He should know that is a really, REALLY fucking terrible idea. As if Brian alone isn't gonna make him regret it, then he's got to add on about a dozen other people that are gonna want to destroy him for one reason or another.
I would pity him if it weren't so clear what a douch mystery man is.
But yeah...
I want you to get your ass to work on the sequel so that I know what the fuck it is that's going on.
That mall is not going to know what fucking hit them.
Seriously.
Its gonna be badd for them and they don't even have a cluee.
Blahhhhhh.
Why did all those stupid bitches have to show upp? I mean, really... Gena or Val alone would have been shitty enough, but three of them? Kill me noww... please.
At least they all got put in their rightful places... somewhere near the curb...
*looks innocent*
What? I'm just sayin'...
*Grins*
Seriously thoughh. I loved it. I can't wait for part two...
I really did like Matt's reaction to Frankee and Zack though, and mine too for that matter.
I mean, first I'm all 'yeah fucking right, engaged my ass' then I see the ring and my tune completely changes to 'Yay! congratulations, you can't get married until i'm not preggers'. Lol. It was awesome to say the least.
And I loved how everyone was looking at Matt like 'dude shut the fuck up before you end up sleeping on the couch or getting hit' because they knew one or the other was this close >< to happening.
Oh good. Coby got hit twice for that stupid comment he made. He deserved it... and quite possibly a kick to the shin, but I'll settle for the hitting.
Shopping, food, and a movie? With three pregnant chicks? They're all doomed.
Doomed.
Anyways, I loved it.
Update soon.
I wanna see where that shopping trip ends... should be hilarious to say the least.
So since Mibba is a tool and didn't submit this comment when I did it the first timee I'm gonna leave this one kinda short and simple.
I loved it.
I'm really stunned Papa Gates didn't beat the shit outta him... though I'm sure it had something to do with the fact that all the other guys were like 'It's not even worth the effort'.
I'm also very glad he's going back to Montana.
We didn't need his douche bag attitude upsetting our rather happy lives out in California anywayss.
The conversation in particular. It was so much effin' fun to write.
And calling Matt my trophy husband? Probably the highlight of my night. I'm still not quite sure where it came from, but I'm so glad I spit it ott.
The end? Also made me laugh. Soooo much. I almost feel bad for her brother, but him being an asshole makes me not.
Update it soon.
I can't wait to see what kind of torture we subject him to next... My vote? I think the guys should take him out on their own while the girls do... something.
Oh her brother is sooo screwed, and he doesn't even know it.
And what the fuck is his deal, trying to tell Median she shouldn't eat her weight in brownies and ice cream? She's fuckin' pregnant, she can do what she wants.
Obviously he has no experience with knocked up chicks.
He's about to get a crash course of the worst kind.