You use the term cuntrah too! I just got in so much trouble at a Bruin's game for that term. Apparently when you are at a Bruin's game and the refs make a bad call you cant point to each of them and call them a different twist of a foul word. I also find when chirping players like that they do notice you ;) I love this. It's accurate to a REAL girls perspective of the game. And the swearing-well I'm from Boston where every other word is either fuck, shit, cunt or whore so that doesnt even begin to phase me. hockey isn't a sport for, how can i put this, civilized people. The love for the game is animated and animalistic-you captured that perfectly. Plus I have a week spot for Burish- who I had to see get beat up on Thursday :/ Yet fighting is good :D I like your style of writing, too. It just works really well.
I completely loved this story! It was hilarious. Small suggestion? Perhaps make it into a full length story? Rhat would be totally badass! Once again, really, really enjoyed it :)
I sincerely hope for your sake no one gets offended by this, despite the fact that you could care less. It usually ends up with me shaking my head and being stressed over the people who start to report you. Where to start....
First off, to anyone who read this: Take this from someone who watches hockey with this writer and hangs out with her- she really is this foul mouthed. I have no doubt she has done this at another hockey game in real life. Don't take it in a weird way- she is this insane in real life. It's one of her hilarious traits. I'm still wondering how she's going to do on radio. Keep her in your prayers,yeah?
Now Lynds, was all this cursing necessary? "Cuntrag"? Really? I'm mad this is your sense of romanticism. This is most likely going to be your life, I'm calling it now. To each their own, but really? REALLY?! It was excessive and totally you. The smacking of Kaner was warranted. The smacking of Eager, sorry, was not. The man likes the cold air wafting through his shirt. You just don't like it because it prohibits the seeing of his body clearly. I see your point SOME games. Kaner deserves it. It's like chewing on your cup. Gross. I think you should've tackled the spitting on the ice. I just....can't.
I really hope the team sees this story and calls you to Chicago. I would die laughing. I'd tag along, mainly to make sure Eager doesn't have an intruder, you stay out of jail, and you stay out of jail. Seriously.
I just got in so much trouble at a Bruin's game for that term. Apparently when you are at a Bruin's game and the refs make a bad call you cant point to each of them and call them a different twist of a foul word.
I also find when chirping players like that they do notice you ;)
I love this. It's accurate to a REAL girls perspective of the game. And the swearing-well I'm from Boston where every other word is either fuck, shit, cunt or whore so that doesnt even begin to phase me.
hockey isn't a sport for, how can i put this, civilized people.
The love for the game is animated and animalistic-you captured that perfectly.
Plus I have a week spot for Burish- who I had to see get beat up on Thursday :/ Yet fighting is good :D
I like your style of writing, too. It just works really well.
I'm sorry for ranting :X