This was absolutely amazing. I'll admit that at first I was a little worried when Johnny came out with the bimbo, but when I saw his reasoning later I was smiling at the computer, haha. It was so freaking cute and it was incredibly well-written. I love your wording and I love the little details you added into the story like the bunny slippers that personalised it more.
I'm so glad that I entered your contest. Not only was it a lot of fun, but the banners that you made were incredible and this story really mad me smile when I was having a bit of a bad day. Thank you so much. Your writing's amazing, and so are you.