Honestly - Comments

*giggles*

Brian is such a drama queen.

So the baby wanted a naked kitty? What's the ham in that? Sure, it may look a bit like an alien, but its still a kitty and his daughter loves it.

He needs to suck it up and be a man.

*Grins*

C'mon... you knew I was going to say something about his obvious dislike for Rapunzel.

And now... skipping over all the Kelly and Zack crap...

Matt owes me.

He owes me huge for making me sit and watch that awful fucking movie.

The hell was he thinking?

Clearly he wasn't, because if he had been, he'd have known what it was going to cost him, forcing me to go over to Zack's to hang out with him and Kelly, and would have forgotten all about it.

But he didn't... and now he's gonna pay.

And boy is he ever gonna regret it.

Wow.. Brian is sappy in this.

Its a little gross actually. He needs to stop it and man up.

Grunt. Be surly... something that does not scream 'I'm the woman in my relationship'.

But yeah...

Other than that shitty movie and the Zack and Kelly mush...

It was a pretty good update.

I need more Matt/Me fluff in my life.

Get on it.

Soon!

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i lubb this..oooh i want a 42 thousnad dollar play houseeee

Woww.

Matt's parents need to back off. What the fuck ever if they don't like me. I mean, fuck... they act like I'm the one that went a fucked up mine and Matt's relationship the first time.

Soo not the case, as we all know.

Don't get me wrong, going and sleeping with Brian wasn't the right thing to do, nor was it the smartest or best, but Matt fucked up just as hardcore, not to mention first, so they need to get over themselves.

At least Suzy and Papa Gates are more chill than everyone else about it. They may not be thrilled about it, but at least they understand.

Brian's reaction to the kittens, or rather the one kitten, did not disappoint by the way.

Personally I can't wait until Jes tells him what she named it.

*Grins*

Anyways... update it.

Soon.

A month was too long to wait.

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See!

It's not just me that thinks Matt has lost his fucking mind, buying a fucking playhouse that costs about the same, if not more than, most fucking cars.

Zack and Kelly? Don't think I'm ever gonna get used to it. I really don't. I mean, really, it's just fucking weird.

And Brian is gonna have one hell of a surprise waiting for him when he gets home. A naked, gray, bug-eyed surprise.

I still maintain its so ugly its cute.

Anyways, I did love it.

I want you to update it.

Soon.

Very soon.

So do it.

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Soo...

Yeah.

I loved this one... even though I still maintain all the Zack/Kelly stuff... really fucking weird.

*Giggles*

You really did have her just make him toast. I'm thoroughly amused by that. I mean, really... you have no idea.

As for Matt...

If he only knew.

That's all I have to say about that onee. xD

But yeah... Like I said.

I loved it.

I want more.

Soon.

Very, very soon.

Now I have to go and do some real work... dammit.

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How the fuck is it that I managed to forget that I needed to comment this one until now? I mean, seriously... I've gotten everything else commented...

Ahh well... at least I'm doing it now.

For the record... Zack and Kelly? Still really repulses me. I dunno why, maybe the fact that it's just such an odd pairing, but it does.

Also... Sloshed Brian and Michelle? I have one thing to say about the two of them...

L.M.A.O.

Seriously... they were just so obnoxiously ridiculous...

As for Alex and Annie? Guess someone should have fessed up to her past a little earlier. Though, really I also think he had to have had some sort of an idea as to what he was getting himself into... I mean, he's known the guys for ages, and I've obviously been around for quite some time, and she's Zack's cousin sooo...

Yeah.

Also.

Serious fucking lack of Matt and him being adorable in this update.

There better be something really cute and fluffy in store for me regarding him coming up, because that's just unfair.

Anyways...

Update it soon!

I want more...

Even if Zack and Kelly weird me out...

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Love this story

So yeah, it goes without saying that I loved this one.

Matt? So fucking adorable.

Like really. He was making my insides all mushy and stuff with the 'Will you please wear your engagement ring so everyone knows that we belong to each other' without coming out and actually saying it bit.

It was fucking adorable.

And Tara... that bitch needs to take a hike.

One that takes her really fucking far away.

Also... Looks like Annie has some explaining to do. I wish her luck... Alex does not look too happy about what he didn't know about his wife...

Jussayin'.

But yeah...

Update it.

Sooon.

Really soon!

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Loved the update. Update soon please!!

Soooo...

I loved the update.

Its been a long time coming, that's for damn sure. It was worth the wait though.

I particularly liked how Matt was all 'please god say at least one of my unborn children is a boy because I am swimming in estrogen right now' when the girls got all giggly about him kissin' me.

Okay, soo he didn't say that exactly, but we all know that it's exactly what he meant.

And I was also amused at how Matt's making me go to Kelly's concert. I maintain I will find a way to make him regret it though. Of that I'm sure.

Whether I send him on a wild goose chase for some crazy food at four in the morning or leave him with a pair of two year old girls while I pamper myself at a spa... who knows.

And Zack too.

I'm still not sure what that man is gonna owe me... but you better believe it's gonna be good.

Anyways, update it.

I want more.

Soon.

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Love this story happy yu updated

Her parents are assholes.

Seriously.

And Zack? He has no idea how far in debt he is to me because of that trip to L.A. and then dealing with her parents. And I thought he was screwed when it was just being stuck with Kelly in a car for about three hours or so.

Nope.

Does not even compareeee.

He just better start with the ass-kissing noww. That's all I have to sayy.

But yeah, I loved it.

Update it sooon.

Very sooooooon.

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Yeahh...

I hope Zack's aware that after this chapter and the next, I'm going to fucking own his soul.

Just so we're clear.

I mean, really... couldn't he have let me deal with Tara while he took her to LA? Bastard.

And Matt?

Matt is going to be lucky if I even acknowledge him after I get home for that shit. I mean other than to tell him what an asshole he is and how he better not ask me to do something like that ever again. Because I won't.

I fucking refuse.

Not only was I subjected to that abuse, but so was my poor child. Her fragile ears and mental state may have been seriously damaged in the time that she was stuck listening to that crap.

Thank god she was smart enough to start crying and put an end to it.

Saved us both from going completely insane.

I also loved the end and how excited Jes was once Kelly was out of the car and good music, was on. Coincidentally it was Sevenfold, but I think at that point she'd have been happy with just about anything that didn't sound like someone who was attempting to sing and really only succeeding in sounding like a strangled cat.

*grins*

Anyways...

Can't wait for part two.

Update it.

Soooooon.

Very soon.

Probably tonight.

Third shift is gonna be looong and sloww.

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Well...

I think it's safe to say that my parents are being kinda shitty about this whole thing. I mean, I get that they're not exactly happy about the situation and all, and they have every right not to be, but they have no reason to be all bitchy about it.

I mean, jesus christ, I know it's not a hard feat to accomplish, but good god, my own mother just made me cry! Who does that? My dad I could have understood, men can be insensitive assholes who don't realize the fact until after... but my mom? Just... godd.

Of course Papa Gates would call.

No fucking shock I don't want to talk to him... after the chat with my mother I don't think anyone can blame me.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That's all I have to say where Matt is concerned. I mean, seriously... its fucking ridiculously sweet how protective Matt was over the phone. Gave me an obscene amount of warm, fuzzy feelings.

Well look at that... Matt also managed to convince Papa Gates that what's happening is indeed a good thing. One down *starts counting on fingers* five to go.

*grins*

Oh sweet goddd.

Reese is my new favorite niece.

Seriouslyy. That kid totally made my day. She deserves a cupcake the size of Alaska for that comment she made... but since I'm pretty sure they don't make ovens that large I'll settle for making her one the size of her face... On a day Brian has Jes, or at the very least is gonna have her, because yeahh. I'm not about to deal with my kid on some sort of insane sugar high. I don't have the energy for that... I've got two fetuses sucking my life force out of me dailyy.

*grins*

Anyways, I loved it.

Update ittttttt.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Like, so soon it makes my head spin.

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Soo yeahh...

I think I've put this off for long enough, yeah?

Hehe so I'll just go ahead and jump right in, and start with chapter 16...

Living nightmare is fucking right. I can imagine that none of us wants to go home and tell our parents what the fuck is going on... Least of all, Matt, Brian, and I. It's gonna be a fucking mess for sure. Are you sure we can't just avoid it like the plague and just spring it on them once Brian and I are divorced and I'm so effing pregnant that no one can yell for fear of stressing me out and sending me into early labor?

No?

Well damn.

Hehe. Poor Jes... she so clearly is unhappy with how her little life is going right now. Not that you can blame her, but in the long run she'll be a lot happier. She'll realize that eventually, she just wants to be mad about it right now, and she has every reason to be. Poor thing she's probably so fucking confused.

The fact that she won't allow Matt to talk to me or Michelle to talk to Brian really kinda makes me laugh though. I mean... she's two and she's already like 'Hmmmm... they can't like each other if they can't talk to each other...' and scheming against them. Clearly she got the crafty from me.

Fuuun. I get to get off a bus just to go to the doctor immediately after.

Excuse me if I don't go and jump for joy, because yeahh... I'm so not gonna.

*Stares at Brian* That is the dumbest question. Ever. Of course we're filing before we tell our parents! Is he serious? Like, really, what good does he think would come out of telling them we're getting a divorce before actually filing the paperwork? None... all they'd do is try and fucking talk us out of it... that or fucking guilt us into staying married. Parents are good for that... especially when there are children. All they have to do is go 'Look at her? Doesn't she deserve more than being with her parents part-time?' and what's worse? It fucking works.

All the fucking time.

So yeah... definitely filing first. Idiot. I can't believe he even had to ask that fucking question.

Loll nothing like distracting everyone by letting a bunch of girls beat a dude at a video game. Really though, I dunno what Arin was expecting... at least outta me and Kelly. She's been touring for years, and I've definitely toured with the guys many a time... clearly she and I would be well versed in video game playing... I couldn't spend all my time banging Matt or Brian (depending on you know, the obvious factor of whether or not Matt had decided to be a douche and cheat yet).

In fact... the only one he should have maybe been surprised by is his girlfriend.

Haha. Cookout.

At Annie's?

There was far more neutral ground for that to go down at. Like Johnny's house.

Sooo much safer there. Nevermind no one would have even questioned it... which would have been better for everyone involved. No one would have been suspicious and we could have just blindsided them all without any questions.

So should have gone that route.

Oh joyy.

The doctor's appointment, I bet I'm sooo excited fer that. Not. But at least Matt is going, then again, if he didn't come... I'd have kicked his ass. Even better the doctor isn't be all kinds of nosy and asking questions that have answers which are none of her business.

Hehe... I'm still super amused by me and Matt being in denial about having twins. Can you blame us though? Really? I mean, the situation wasn't exactly ideal to begin with... and now we find out we're getting hit with the two for one special...

Just what we wanted to tell our parents.

Of course Matt wants to brag about the twins now that the shock has worn off. I loved my threat to him by the way... it made me laugh.

*Giggles*

That was the most casual, friendly filing for divorce ever. Seriously. Its nice that Brian is taking this all so well now... because, let's face it... it definitely didn't look like he was gonna be all that fun to deal with through this process. In fact.... for a minute there he made it look like he was going to do everything in his power to make things as difficult as he could, and then try a little harder to make things that much worse. He probably would have too had Michelle not shown back up...

I should definitely thank her for that sometime.

Haha... you know for a kid who was so dead set against me being with anyone but her dad, she sure did jump on letting that lawyer know I would be living at Matt's. I think he may have brainwashed my daughter while I wasn't looking. Lol.

And now? Now we're off to chapter 17....

Really, is there any better way to wake up than beside Matt? Nope... there is, in fact, not.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

He still had all my old shampoo and stuff? That's kind of really exceptionally sweet.

We're definitely getting a new bed though. At the very least a new mattress set, because just... yeahh. We just won't go there right noww. It's safer that way.

Baww. Poor Matt... he totally thought he was dreaming for a minute there... it was kinda sadd.

*Nods*

And it definitely made me feel kinda guilty about it all. You know how much I hate feeling guilty dammit.

Aww. Jes is soo freakin' adorable. Seriously. She makes me smile with all her cuteee.

Uggggggh. Did his parents really have to show up. Nevermind did mine have to fucking call. I told you having the cookout at Annie's was a bad fuckin' idea. Everyone is fuckin' suspicious noww. Lol. So they didn't buy the line of bullshit about curtains either? Can't really say I blame them. I wouldn't have believed that crap either. I'm just glad Brian was smart enough that he caught on quickly and just went along with it.

The shitty part? New curtains have now been added to the shopping list so I hope I wasn't too awful fond of the ones that were up, lol.

Haha... I love how we just stood there bickering with one another for his parents' sakes. I mean... it wouldn't do any of us any good if the caught on. But seriously... he better stop hi-jacking my keys if he knows what's good for him.

Ohhhh.

Annie is in soooo much shit with Matt. I can't wait...

*Grins*

What? I've made it perfectly clear I'm really only nice to her for the sake of my kid and hers... if they didn't exist? I'd have probably tried to kick her ass by now. Jussayin'.

God Brian needs to stop whining like a bitch. Does he really expect me to not take any of my kid's stuff so that she has things at my house? He's really fucking mistaken if so, so he needs to get his panties out of a twist and realize that I will be taking some of her stuff whether he likes it or not.

Haha... time to yell at Annie for jinxing me, because you know, its entirely her fault and not at all Matt's, lol. Saved by the pissed off parents... I am sooo not looking forward to that. Like, at all. Also... I like how Brian is using our daughter as a shield... like that's gonna save his ass.

And now? Now I'm off to start on chapter 18....

Haha... I like how I'm pretending like there's absolutely nothing out of the ordinary going on even though there totally is and all our parents have at least some kind of idea of that. I mean, there's absolutely no way that they don't when I'm standing in the house of a woman who everyone knows I pretty much hate.

Haha. I won't lie... I'm seriously amused at how pissed my mom seems to be that Matt is there. But at the same time I totally see where she's coming from... and I really doubt she's gonna be all that excited when we all tell them what they're doing there.

Haha... I can just imagine the look on Brian's face when Matt's phone goes off. I mean... its not like he doesn't know who it was texting him. It had to be a-fucking-mazing.

*Giggles*

And there goes Brian, just blurting it out. Totally the way to handle it. Just say it like its not big fucking deal and they'll all think that they hallucinated hearing it. And of course Matt did the smart thing and followed suit...

Dammit.

They didn't fall for it. In fact, they did the exact opposite of that and fixated on what they said. And of course Papa Gates and Suzy are the ones completely freaking out about it and lecturing. They must think we're all just a bunch of totally irresponsible fuck ups, like we'd just make the decision to get divorced without really thinking it through and considering the effects it would have on our kid.

Thank you Jes for showing you are far smarter than the average two year old and know what's going on and are adjusting well to it.

Parents?

Stick that in your juice box and suck on it for a while.

Haha... how did no one catch that pluralization of the word 'baby'? Clearly they're all still too distracted by the fact that Brian and I are getting divorced and I'm back with my ex-husband to pay much attention to anything else. Well that and they hear the words 'pregnant' and 'Matt' used in the same sentence.

And now? Now its time to deflect the attention to Zack and Kelly.

....

That bitch just left his kid home alone? For three fucking days?!

If I weren't knocked up in this... I would hunt her stupid ass down and beat the shit out of her... as it were, Matt would probably get pretty pissed at me if I were to do that. I'd like to though, and that's what counts, right?

Well damn... I was kinda sincerely hoping Brian would get to shoot someone. They'd have fuckin' deserved it. Okay... so I don't know that the person he'd have shot would have really deserved it, I was mostly just assuming if he did get to shoot anyone it would be the stupid bitch ex of Zack's or her dipshit boyfriend.

...........

Did she? I mean... I...

Oh... Zack is gonna be pissed.

Hehe I like how Matt comes int to check on us and I'm sending him back outside almost immediately to get Zack.

Yup. See. He is soo not happy about the recent turn of events. Not that you can blame him... bitch is probably just jealous because she's not the one attached to Zack anymore and can't take advantage of the money and fame. Stupid self-centered whore.

But yeahh...

Anyways... I loved them all.

I can't wait fer the next one... and I promise... next time it won't take me like two weeks to get off my ass and comment.

Update soon!

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Well...

At least things between me, Brian, and Matt aren't gonna be so ugly anymore. Not gonna lie... that's kind of a relief because regardless, Brian and I were going to have to interact with one another. It was unavoidable. I mean, we have a kid together.

One who it's going to be very difficult to explain things to, from the looks of it.I also like how she was got all cute and baby possessive where she's like 'This is my mommy, you no touch' with Matt, because let's face it... that's totally what her curling up in my lap was

Greaat.

Brian went to the bar.

Somehow I just don't see how that can end well.

Well Michelle is a pleasant surprise... She could have left Val in California though. Oh? She wants to know where I am. I really wish Brian would fuckin' tell her, nosy bitch.

Enter Matt.

*Looks at what he says to Val*

Huh... That's funny. Those are my sentiments exactly. Doesn't she have someone else's marriage to ruin?

Oh Michelle is so not happy with her. Can't say I blame her, I'd be pretty pissed if I found out my sister was the reason I'd been absolutely miserable for the past three years or so. In fact, I'd have probably been even more pissed than Michelle was.

Hehe I love how Matt's all 'Yeah we're done here, but before you guys go and start back where you left off, go explain to your kid what's going on because at the moment? She's kinda cock-clocking'.

Okay... so he didn't say that... but it was totally implied. If he had actually said the other? I can't imagine Brian being anything other than proud.

You know what I'm really curious about though? How Jes is gonna react to Michelle at first... explanation and all... I can't imagine she's gonna be very happy at having to share her daddy with someone else. Someone completely unfamiliar to her.

Hehe... should be interesting.

Awww.

The end was pretty much just adorable. Seriously.

Mmkay...

So I wanna read more.

Update it.

Soon, yeah?

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So yeahh...

Brian is being a rather cranky douche, isn't he? I mean, seriously, can't he just suck it up and deal with it like a man? I mean really, I don't understand why he'd rather make us both miserable and put our kid through the hell of having parents that fight all the time and don't love each other rather than get divorced and at the very least be happy.

Doesn't make sense, and he's not doing her any favors.

Okay... so Zack has another kid... and the mom is pretty much a bitch... kinda explains why he's been such a dick. Still doesn't make it right... but I can kind of understand it noww.

*raises eyebrow*

What is with the gummy bear obsession I have in like, everything?

Okay, so really its only this and SLIYSL at this point but you and I know how I love to exaggerate. It's a favorite hobby of mine really. Then again, you should know this by noww.

Nice foreshadowing by the way.

You know what I'm talking about, so I'm not even gonna specify what it is.

Update it, mmkay?

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Well...

This one is getting a bit more pleasant to read... that's for damn sure.

I no longer feel like I'm gonna throw up every single time I read an update. And can I tell you what a relief that is? Seriously. I hate that feeling.

Not gonna lie though... it was kinda weird to have Annie come to my defense where Brian is concerned... I mean, I haven't exactly been nice to her. Not that I think anyone can blame me, but still.

I think it's sweet Matt is already asking me to move back in with him... but I totally agree with the decision not to do it right away. It's just too much shit to deal with and I definitely don't think we should just jump right into being all domestic with him while I'm in the process of divorcing one of his best friends. It's just not a good idea, and at least Matt is willing to accept it. Do I think he's particularly happy about it? No... but he's willing to deal with it

That ending...

Yeah. You're lucky it wasn't more of a cliffy because had it been? I'd be threatening you with all kinds of bodily harm at this point.

Then again... I'm sure you know this already.

Update it soon.

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YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO YOKO ALREADY?!

WHAT THE SHIT?

I am so NOT okay with this.

Not at all.

I think its time I break out the sharp metal objects...

I really do.

And to think... it started out with at least a little bit of hope...

That was kind of shot to shit though, wasn't it?

I just... yeah...

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So you know... I debated with myself as to whether or not to put those up there.

Oh good god.

That was painful... very very painful.

And not just for Matt either! What the fuck was with him calling me a whore? Why does he conveniently keep fucking forgetting that he's the one that cheated. At least I had the decency to tell him it was over and get so shit-faced i couldn't tell you what planet we were on before I went and had sex with his best friend.

I've just realized... I'm catching a lot of shit in this one... and for what? Okay... so the stuff happening on the tour I'll take credit for... but all the stuff before that he's getting all pissy about still? Uncalled for.

That all happened because of his fuck up.

Not mine.

And what the fuck was with Brian and him being such a dick while I was on the phone? For all he knew that could have been my parents on the other line' or his even. It wasn't but it could have been.

Three weeks and Brian hasn't gotten laid since that night? Serves his fucking ass right. He completely deserves to be ignored like he has been.

That sneaky fucking bastard.

Hi-jacking my kid like that so that I'd have to go looking for her and then dragging my ass into the bunk with them... that was lower than low. It really fuckin' was.

Normally this is where I'd whine about how I wasn't sure I wanted the next chapter... but uh, you're getting ready to post it anyways soo....

I shall refrain.

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