July 3rd, 2013 at 10:12pm
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"He's too attractive" Really? That's the first thing he thinks? Come on.
Aw, it was really cute until you brought up the fact that Ezekiel is going to get lung cancer.
Hey, Power Rangers is the way to anyone's heart.
Cusp. Huh.
I guess Ezekiel's the only one who likes getting injections. *winkwink* (that was a sex joke)
Where the fuck does all this money come from?
“That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. You’re a Hawthorne.” Yes
Oh, hey, you did the reverse gender role thing again.
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure who was at the game. Was it Ezekiel and his family or Ezekiel an Minnie?
Once again, Maxwell needs to get his balls back from his mom's purse.
Also, I think Ezekiel is too understanding. It's not even that he's being understanding, its that he's trying to justify a completely ridicules excuse for Maxwell to still be at home. So his relationship with his parents won't suffer? Ezekiel lives on his own and his relationship is fine. They may or may not have even gone to Maxwell's game together, they're up to date on what's happening with each other, they know he's gay, and they love his boyfriend. Ezekiel's just trying to make it seem like his boyfriend isn't being a Maxie pad.
Oh god, if she knew Maxwell might die from her eyes.
Wow, I thought Maxwell would eventually get balls and come out, turns out his mom just threatened to purée them if he didn't.
“He’s a man, technically.” Oh, Maxwell's god the sass to make up for the lack of guts.
Oh, I take it back, his put his tail between his legs when she called him out on it.
"Mom, Dad, I’m gay." Way to keep it cliche.
“Minnie is gay too." I think I heard Maxwell's mom's heart crack.
I want to say that Maxwell got guys when he stood up and said he was moving out, but it was out of anger and anger isn't brave. Anger is more commonly experienced when someone is scared or confused. Which I get why Maxwell would be, so in this case I can't bash on him for being scared. Ya'know, if he's scared in the first place. I could be reading too far into this. But if he's scared simply because of being kicked out then he's a pussy because he's a grown ass man and should not be scared of leaving home.
I like the whole dad to son heart to heart thing, but I think it came on too fast. Not like time in the story, but like there wasn't enough words leading up to it.
I'm kind if pissed that his dad doesn't even attempt to reason with his mom on him moving out.
Well, at least Maxwell's thoughtful.