Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner - Comments

God, with every story of yours that I read, I fall more and more in love with your writing style! You're so funny and you introduce situations so well and you make everything so relatable without being bland. God, you make everything the furthest thing from bland - there's so much sass in the narration and it's so witty, and oh my God I can't wait to read more of this because it's amazing and I can totally picture Tyler Hoechlin as Officer Beautiful Booty. Keep up the awesome work! :)

GOD DAMMIT JANICE, YOU CAN'T ABUSE YOUR FUDGE BARS LIKE THAT. This story seriously had me weak the whole time I was reading it. I love it so much. I'm seriously so entertained by this gossip that Janice comes in and spills to Shane. LIKE THAT FUCKIN SKANK WHO GOES THREE TOWNS OVER TO GET SOME BADASS KNITING SHIT. I mean can you believe there are people like that? And what is there to be said about Officer Beautiful Booty? Hot damn, he sounds like I'd let him do a nude body search on me. OFFICER BEAUTIFUL BOOTY REPORTING FOR DUTY. Really, this story is actually freaking brilliant. It was definitely what I needed to read to calm my first day of work nerves. I love how sassy Shane is and you can bet your ass that I've subscribed to this and I'm expecting more of Shane, Janice's fudge stick abuse, and Officer Beautiful Booty. ❤

"Did you hear that Tracy is going to keep that black man's baby? Horrible."
Fuckin Tracy

. Holy hot diggity darn. That ass is his yarn. He's really fucking glad he didn't shoot himself last week, because, and he stresses, that ass. That beautiful, twerkable --
GOD DAMN.


"What would you like? We've got chicken, chicken and... Chicken. Well, there's corn dogs and some sort of beef thing but that is an awful, awful idea. Like a day-old Indian buffet kind of bad idea. And the potato salad is a no. So, chicken?"
This must be what it feels like when actors say the title of the movie they're in on screen


"Yeah," Officer Beautiful Booty spoke. He looked so pained, like has a pet chicken waiting for him at home. Or maybe it's Shane's face.

Nah. He definitely has a pet chicken.
Absolutely because have you seen Shane? He is def Dylan O'Brien.

"Just. Just me."

"Great, so you can English. What pieces?"
Am diggin that sass.

Officer Beautiful Booty raised an eyebrow (eyebrow configuration one: give me my chicken) at Shane before handing over the wrinkled bill and grabbed the plastic bag of food as if it pained his soul.

It pained Shane's soul as well because seriously that chicken is gross.
Shane should go cook for him, save him from getting scurvy.

Officer Beautiful Booty (can we call him OBB for short?) Sounds scared of Shane. Ah, this one sounds like it's going to be the most exciting by far! Is this the last update I get for today, though? No more? Oh well. This was lovely (as usual) so yeah, I love you!

omggggggg~~~~~
hehe i'm so excited for this~ :D

THAT'S ALL I GET!? ALL THE SUSPENSE AND (DEREK) DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP YET? UHM MORE NOW

I am reading this as Sterek because you used his face so that's what you get.

ONWARD PLEASE.

KAY

Fic now?