Truth or Dare - Comments

@ RebelBullet
I can't tell you. All I can say is read the sequel

Hyeh! I finished it. I don't know what the fuck took so long. I've been halfway through the last chapter for five hours. Like...brain...c'mon...get your shit together. I'm glad Ronnie got his shit together in the end. It seems like such a happy ending....and then Jacky foreshadows everything. Am I gonna be blaming him, next?

@ RebelBullet

Um....OH MY MUTHER FUCKER! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Thanks girl

@ RebelBullet

Um....OH MY MUTHER FUCKER! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Thanks girl

Such catch up...
Pokemon is my master ~.~ It is midnight and shit hit the fan yesterday when I started a 97 episode run of the Team Rocket challenge. Great. Great. Wonderful. MY MOTHER LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. D'YA KNOW THAT? I BLAME RONNIE FOR THAT TOO. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT! EVERYTHING

Brutha. Brutha Ronnie, mein. STOP. DRINKING. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. FUCKING. CAMEL. YAAAAA CAPTAIN DICK! YEAH. I WENT THERE. WHAT'SHA GUNNA DO BITCH!?

No forgivens are given >_> AND IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH RONNIE. Yeah. I will pick him up and bash you with his body continuously.

I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE. *grabs for Ronnie and lifts him over my head*

SO MUCH SENSE IS MADE. I AM SO COHERENT. THIS IS HOW I SOLVE PROBLEMS. CAPS LOCK. FUCK YEAH!!!

So much s'plainin' to do, though ._. YOU SIR *throws Ronnie on the ground and points Angry Monkey style* HAVE MUCH MORE S'PLAININ' FOR RAPE YA RAPIST.
............
He didn't even shout "Surprise!" first. HE'S A RULE BREAKER!!! WEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOWEEEEWOOOO!!! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! REWLZ BIN BROKED

@ heroes.
Oh go. My side hurts now from laughing to hard. You and RebelBullet's comments make my day. All aboard the Asshole Express! Choochoo mother ducker

oh

oh

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS

IT'S CAPTAIN DICK

WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU WANT HUH YOUR SHIP IS GONNA CRASH WITHOUT YOU COMMANDING IT. DO YOU WANNA SEE THE ASSHOLE EXPRESS GO UP IN FLAMES HONEY NOOO I DON'T THINK SO.

he just waltzes in and thinks it's okay and rich told it to him straight hahahaha get 'im rich don't let him off easy I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S REALLY SORRY BECAUSE APPARENTY HE FUCKS UP A LOT.

maybe you just should stop drinking ronnie honey since alcohol turns you into CAPTAIN DICK OKAY

fuck up again and i got hot ramen waiting for ya

if anyone screws up

all of ya

awawaw cutecutecute

i'm glad avery and jayy talked that out and it came to a really good ending awawaw thank goodness i'm happy for this

also richy and avery are as cool as cucumbers which i support highly because aw yay friendship

YES CAPTAIN DICK IS JUST A JERK I NEED TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT

i got you radke

@ OfMiceAndKayla
Yes, that's my favorite part c:

@ heroes.
Haha I guess there is a new ship in town (which someone should write a cute fluffy oneshot) and it's called Ravery haha but Anyway!
Yes. Kick Captin dick in the dick.
And yes that's my favorite part too c:

GOOD MORNING I JUST WOKE UP IT'S 8:22 IN THE AM LET'S READ SOME FIC

jayy bby i forgive you i love you

but captain dick is gonna have to scrub my whole fucking house down top to bottom if he wants me to coNSIDER forgiving him seriously because no

also hospitals are scary shit especially the ER portion (i'm way too familiar with them because asthma attacks that try and murder my body) so to just wake up in one is unpleasant

the friendship/brotherhood between richy and avery is adorable and i support it with all my heart because aww and yep and aww again

ronnie's gonna get fucked up

BY ME

I NEED TO KICK HIM IN THE DICK (since he is captain dick) AT LEAST ONCE OKAY I WILL MURDER HIS BODY LIKE THE ASTHMA TRIES TO DO TO ME. DO YOU HEAR ME RADKE HUH DO YOU. MY SPIRIT ANIMAL JUSTIN AND I WILL MURDER YOU.

((the autograph part was cute and also funny because "i ship javery too." hehehe awesome))

FIRST COMMENT AFTER THE NEW UPDATE WOO. HAPPY. YES. MORE <3 I liked the autograph part c:

Aww touching moment....then it's a nightmare....*terrified of hospitals*

THANKS. THANKS BUDDY. NOT SLEEPIN' TONIGHT.

Jayy gone hulk mode, fuck. XD

"JAYY ANGRY!! *rawr*"

So much. So much wrong. *sniff* ... *throws coke bottles at Ronnie sadly*

I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! YOU BROKE ALL MY SHIT WITH YOUR FACE! YOU'RE A DICK!

*throws small dog*

GO PICHU!! (...lul I just remembered my dog is named after a pokemon XD)

THUNDERSHOCK!!

Ooh, sequel...

@ RebelBullet
Omg! A riot?! You like our story that much?! Hehehe sorrynotsorry.
You can slug them and chunk computers at them. You have permission from me.
Now @ heroes. I know you don't want to think about Jayy. He does have a temper on him and Avery MAKES him unleash it on him. Because of this Jayy thinks that Avery pisses him off he's doing it for rough sex. Jayy is a big sweetie though and does regret what he did.
Lol We're making you both feel untamed emotions aren't we? Good. Have a nice night and you might wanna check the recent chapters lol

GOOOOOOODDAAAAAMMIT CAPTAIN DICK

I CANNOT ANY LONGER

RONNIE AND RON AND JACKY ARE ABOUT TO GET THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME I SWEAR

this is horrible what they're doing and if ronnie is really not like this then he better sober up right now because this shit is ridic and nonono richy does NOT deserve this, he should never think that and oh my goodness i wish i was there to at least make richy feel better aw

you do too have a best friend richy you have avery and hey i am here for you okay

I WILL KILL THEM ALL THEY ARE PLAYING THESE GAMES AND THEY ARE NOT CUTE

SCREAMING HERE

(oh my gosh you said "the asshole express" i love you so much)

So. *coils ramen around fork slowly*
Big men and your big toys.
EVER BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A COMPUTER? YER 'BOUT TA FIND OUT, BITCH!

*chucks computer at Ronnie*

I STILL BLAME YOU! HERE! TAKE THIS TO YOUR SEAT, TOO! *throws keyboard*

@ RebelBullet
SO MUCH RIOTING. WE WILL CAUSE DESTRUCTION.

okaaaaaaay so let us see here i want to forgive jayy because right now he's being a sweetie and he's being so nice to avery and he regrets the CRAZY EVIL UNPLEASANT SHIT that he did and that's good but i still wanna know who allowed ashley to swoop in and try and help when he was turning a blind eye someone at least pull his luscious hair okay no

nO NO NO HELP

ronnie and the rest of the asshole express crew are coming to kill i am not ready for this eep poor richy i am terrified for him

i wish i was there to protect him frOM CAPTAIN DICK GOOD LORD YOU DESERVED THAT HEADBUTT RONNIE SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU TAKE SEVERAL SEATS. i have some asses to beat.

@ heroes.
RIOT!!! RIOT!! YES!!!!!! MY CAT IS LOST IN THE DOORWAY!!! YEAH, RIOT!!!!! LILO! BABY GO LEFT! I'M RIGHT HERE! HEAR ME TYPING?!! YEAH RIOT!!!!

@ RebelBullet
I share the same mindset as you and agree with everything you said, as well as your dramatic arm wiggle. I shall slug them alongside you.

GUYS YOUR FIC IS GETTING US RILED UP. A RIOT WILL BEGIN SHORTLY.

....BUH BUH BUUUH!! *dramatic arm wiggle*

Oli. Oli, go stand in the corner. Go stand in the corner somewhere else. You're not forgiven enough to be allowed to sit with the others. Ashley, YOU GO SIT DOWN, YOU SHOULD'VE INVOLVED YOURSELF BEFORE YOU BIPOLAR-FFFFFFH. Andeh bebeh you need to go kick some people's *glares at Ronnie* asses because everyone is fucking incompetent ~.~ YOU HEAR ME YOU SHITS? YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT RAPISTS, NOW SIT STILL WHILE I SLUG YOU!