@ awgaskrth IT'S TRUE IF I WAS HIS MOTHER I'D BE LIKE "oh is that so" all smiley and alex will relax and go "yes mum i'll be more careful" and then i'd dive across the fricking table like "YOU FUCKING LIAR HAVE SEX ALL YOU WANT AND BE SAFE BUT DON'T LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE WANK WHO DID THAT"
@ awgaskrth omg it's perf i love it??? very different take on a first time fic
BUT LOL ALEX AS IF YOUR MOTHER IS JUST GOING TO GO "oh yes a bruise of course" and not follow up with "uh-huh well guess who's a lying little bitch it's you"
once i had a lip hickey (fucking legit) and i just told my mum my mouth got accidentally knocked with the rim of a bottle at the party oooooops
@ jvhnocallaghan i edited my layout and made sure it wasn't smashed, it fixed, hurray! and i also tested it with the layout off. everything's good to go :)