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Frank the Skittle King

Little Retards

"HOLY FLIPPIN' SOMBRERO!" Frank screamed and grasped his hair for dear life. He was watching Boobah.

"Lookit the little retards go!" Frank screamed and hid in the closet.

Boobah is one freaky show.

Then Frank's girl, Bob, came.

"Frank, I'm pregnant, and you're the father!" He said quite seriously and cried.

Frank gasped but didn't come out of the closet because Boobah was on TV and he was askared of it. Those freaky little gnomes could come out of the TV any time and kill him..

After Boobah was over Frank came out of the closet and looked at Bob's huge tummy, He was quite obviously eight months pregnant.

"Bob how the poop did you not notice this earlier?" Frank asked and punched Bob's butt. Bob freaked out.

to be continued...