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Suzie Q's Heartbreak Service

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Hey I'm suzie Q. If you have some hearts to break, I'll be your girl. I break hearts for a living. So that means I like to get payed for it. I give people the revenge, they are longing for so badly. Just mail me and I'll make it happen.

But Suzie will find out that 'what goes around comes back around'
  1. Hey what do you do for a living?
    I break hearts
  2. Let's get down to business
    And I'm talking big money
  3. Are you done bitching?
    Yes your turn.
  4. I got a brand new attitude.
    and I'm gonna wear it tonight
  5. Plan a breakdown
    Add some misery
  6. Is it possible you're a bigger Jerk
    than I'm a bitch?
  7. How am I getting rid of you?
    Without burrying you in the back yard..
  8. Don't thank me for insulting you
    It was a pleasure
  9. Remind me to kill you later
    I'm too busy now
  10. He’s not a fine piece of ass
    he’s a pain it butt.
  11. Care to be bad with me?
    truth or dare, without the truth.
  12. Boring dares
    become interesting.
  13. I'll give you a lap dance
    to stay in the game
  14. What are you doing here?!
    Thought I gave you a late night visit
  15. Sexually frustrated
    and in need of a boytoy
  16. What are you doing?
    Seducing you.
  17. Slap me
    does that involve the whole theory?
  18. Oh let's just get this over with!
    Ok and you can leave now.
  19. Day after hangover
    Day after sleepover
  20. He is just a boytoy
    I mean it.
  21. I need you
    aint that weird
  22. what is he doing here?
    you mean what is he doing here?
  23. Will I wake up
    from this ugly nightmare
  24. A real piece of me
    A real piece of him
  25. Trapped
    like a foolish animal
  26. Tell me lies
    Tell me sweet little lies
  27. Who the hell do you think you are?
    A ghost of the past
  28. who has cold feet?
    I do
  29. I'm A SLUT
    yeah but I like that.
  30. Changing from being Hannah
    into being Emma.
  31. Do happy endings really exist
    for a slut like me?