The Best Story in the World
Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a pretty pink castle. In the castle there lived a prince and a princess called Rick and Milady Miman.
Rick was a dashing, fair haired 22 year old with the maturity of a 7 year old, he liked to wear turtle-neck sweaters and had perfectly manicured nails which he occasionally coloured light pink.
Milady was an impatient, auburn haired 20 year old that liked to collect Nazi uniforms. She enjoyed re-enacting the events of World War II and drawing small black moustaches on her upper lip.
Rick was a dashing, fair haired 22 year old with the maturity of a 7 year old, he liked to wear turtle-neck sweaters and had perfectly manicured nails which he occasionally coloured light pink.
Milady was an impatient, auburn haired 20 year old that liked to collect Nazi uniforms. She enjoyed re-enacting the events of World War II and drawing small black moustaches on her upper lip.