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All She Wrote

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^ By the stellar, Awaiting Dawn. Thank you!

June Penney writes for MOD, a magazine for women from ages 21-35. She writes a column that always touches on what men really think, or what they truly want. She's even written a few blurbs on how to talk to guys and flirt, but considering she hasn't had a date in years, she's just stringing words together and hoping that some poor single girl out there is finding them useful.

Kevin Jonas is someone that girls have always swooned over. Meeting girls and talking to them has never been difficult for him, but these days he's having a hard time living up to his reputation of being 'the romantic Jonas'. How is someone supposed to be romantic when there is no one to be romantic with?

* Alright, considering "Eyesore" and "Thumb Nail Scratch" aren't very uplifting stories because of their themes and content, I thought I should brighten things up with a story that is light hearted and cute. I don't have any plans to make someone brain dead or battle a disorder in this one, sorry.

However, do give me your feedback, you know I love it more than carbs dipped in melted chocolate.
  1. Single Is Last Issue
    "If I was lying, wouldn’t my pants be on fire?"
  2. Impromptu Dating Game
    "Actually, you scream ‘eat me’."
  3. Knock Me Off My Feet
    "Only so much rejection one candy can take."
  4. The Trivia Games We Play
    "You're just stuck having sex with a stranger in the end."
  5. When In Poughkeepsie
    "Call me during the cigarette!"
  6. Treasured Inside Trash
    "I think I might give you a run for your money, though."
  7. Fun Redefined
    "I can’t pick a favorite! They’re like my kids."
  8. Sexy, But You Don't Even Try
    "Like acid wash jeans, yes."
  9. That Thing You Do
    "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day"
  10. A Religious Experience
    "Page 100, that is quite a feat."
  11. For The Love Of God
    "Are you jealous, June Penney?"
  12. So Touchable
    "I’d be after you like a stalker."
  13. Word On The Street
    "Waiting for what?"
  14. Happiness Is Revenge
    "Guess what I did today?"
  15. Average Dinner Date
    "Oh, is your ego totally bruised now?"
  16. That's Entertainment!
    "Pinkie promise?"
  17. Right Where We Left Off
    "I actually can't feel my face."
  18. June, I'm Home!
    "And I could call you Rob."
  19. Sweet And Painful
    “You never know who will come out of the wood work on Friday!”
  20. The Morning After
    “You don't actually want me to answer you, right?”
  21. Saturday Night's Alright
    "Girls can be vicious, but I have your back."
  22. Jump Then Fall
    "You can't just find a torch on a moment's notice anymore.”