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Open those eyes!

Young reader, gaze upon this idiotic world we live in, and understand what being stupid, really means...
  1. Oh look, is that a rock?
    Something weird slaps John.
  2. Imma gonna punch myself .
    Something very disturbing hits John.
  3. I ain't goin' to school no more.
    John shares his experiences in school
  4. It's what pushes you on, and it's called gravity.
    John goes to OceanPark.
  5. Hey! I was talking to you!
    Again, John gets more weird everyday.
  6. The first pentium chip.
    Wrong story ? WTH!?