One Two Three
Prologue
“One, you aren’t. Two, if you were why would I care. Three…. You aren’t!” Billie stood there scolding Mike, finger wagging, feet planted firmly on the concrete of the basement floor.
“But Dad,” Mike whined, “I am! I’m…. Gay!”
Billie looked down sternly. “No son of mine is a… homogeneous… no... homo erectus…. no…. HOMOQUEER!”
“But-“
“No, no butts for you, fairy boy!” He stood up straighter to appear taller and therefore more threatening. At a whopping five-foot-three and 117 pounds he wasn’t very scary. “Listen here sausage-gobbler, no son of mine is gonna be scared of any good ol’fashioned pus-”
Mike tripped Billie and caught him in his arms. They looked at each other angrily for a long five seconds. Suddenly, without any warning….
They burst into a fit of giggles.
“You think it’ll happen like that? I mean, that was pretty ridiculous,” Mike rationalized.
Billie nodded in agreement. “Yeah, it was….” He sighed loudly and kissed Mike on the cheek. “I think he might be worse.”
“But Dad,” Mike whined, “I am! I’m…. Gay!”
Billie looked down sternly. “No son of mine is a… homogeneous… no... homo erectus…. no…. HOMOQUEER!”
“But-“
“No, no butts for you, fairy boy!” He stood up straighter to appear taller and therefore more threatening. At a whopping five-foot-three and 117 pounds he wasn’t very scary. “Listen here sausage-gobbler, no son of mine is gonna be scared of any good ol’fashioned pus-”
Mike tripped Billie and caught him in his arms. They looked at each other angrily for a long five seconds. Suddenly, without any warning….
They burst into a fit of giggles.
“You think it’ll happen like that? I mean, that was pretty ridiculous,” Mike rationalized.
Billie nodded in agreement. “Yeah, it was….” He sighed loudly and kissed Mike on the cheek. “I think he might be worse.”
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I know it's short but I just needed to get it rolling...Tell me if it's good, and if I get comments I'll post the first chapter.
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