My Heart is the Worst Kind of Weapon
If I'm Not Smiling Your Coffee Is Free.
I sighed, leaning against the counter of the cafe where I worked. Rarely did someone come during the night shift, mostly just quiet customers for a late coffee. Sometimes a group of drunk boys came in after a night at the bar. I always rang Matt if that happened, and he came every time.
The late night shift was always only covered by one person but generally it was a boy, considering the danger. But Claire and I worked nights. I worked late on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thrusdays and I had Friday to Monday off. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme but it was routine for me.
Claire and I were close, we shared an apartment with Matt. He wasn't a boy next door guy, but you could depend on him for helping you out. And he constantly had a girlfriend, they loved his boyish charm.
Wiping up counters wasn't my idea of a great time but I had my iPod and sketch pad to keep me happy.
I took a last look around the room, checking for forgotten mugs and cups. Happy that I had finished my duties I sat down at the counter, placing my iPod in my ears and taking my sketch book from my messenger bag.
I worked the night shifts mostly so I could be alone sometimes, it's relaxing to be able draw without disruptions. Mostly I drew people.
During the day I sometimes sat in the park drawing passers by, but on night shifts I drew people without faces, identities concealed.
Tonight was no different, I drew a little girl, and I quickly shaped her into my favourite character, Emily the Strange. Drawing all four cats kept me occupied for a while.
I jumped. Someone had tapped me on the shoulder.
Removing my speakers from my ears I looked up.
'Hiya!' a voice greeted cheerfully.
Standing in front of me appeared to be an overly hyper boy, accompanied by another two overly hyper boys already seated at a table, and I assumed they were here for caffiene.
'Hello,' I replied cautiously.
'I'm Pete! Don't worry, I'm not smashed,' the boy laughed. He had dark hair and light brown eyes. 'So what's your name?' he asked boldly, checking for a name tag, but I wasn't wearing my uniform. I never did on nightshifts, my boss never caught me.
I looked back at the other guys, who seemed interested in how well Pete was doing.
'Sorry, I don't give my name to strangers,' I smiled sweetly.
'But I told you, my name is Pete. See, we are no longer strangers. Now, what's your name?'
'Who defined aquantinces as introductions?' I shot back. 'What can I do for you?'
He smirked at my choice of words.
I rolled my eyes, walking towards the now laughing boys.
'What can I get you?' I asked.
'Hi, I'm Brendon,' the one with messy dark hair and big brown eyes replied, with a wink and a seductive smile.
'Sorry sweetie, you're way too young for me,' I told him, laughing.
Pete and the other unknown boy erupted into roars of laughter.
Brendon sighed. 'I'm crushed,' he replied dramatically, hand on heart, 'and can I have a...'
About thirty seconds of silence passed and the second boy sighed. 'I'm Patrick. Sorry about him. Can I have a frappachino, please?'
'Oh, I want one too! With cream!' Brendon finally decided.
'You got it,' I told them.
When I turned around I walked straight into Pete.
He caught me and held me up, although I wasn't unbalanced.
He didn't let go of my arms. 'So, you gonna let me know your name?'
'Nope. You gonna let go of me?'
'Nope.'
'Pete, let her go,' Patrick told him.
'Not until I get her name.'
I just smiled. 'Nope.'
He pushed me against the wall, his hands pressed either side of my head. 'Name,' he commanded.
'No...' I sang, teasing him.
'Dude!' Patrick exclaimed.
'Fine,' he relented, dropping his arms.
Brendon laughed. 'She's tough!'
I went to make the frapps.
'So, Bonny, can I have a frapp? Or am I too bad?' Pete asked from the bar stool at the counter while Patrick and Brendon talked softly.
'Bonny?' I questioned.
'Yup. Bonny means pretty. I still don't have a name to call you.'
'Ugh,' I muttered.
'Don't be like that. I've never had this before.'
'What?' Brendon asked.
'No name. Hard to get, yes. But no name? Never.'
When I had given them the cups they decided to leave.
'I'll be back,' Pete smiled brightly. 'You'll see,' he said more threateningly.
I laughed.
'Dude, she just laughed!' Brendon exclaimed, 'she's totally softening!'
I punched in the arm as he passed.
The late night shift was always only covered by one person but generally it was a boy, considering the danger. But Claire and I worked nights. I worked late on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thrusdays and I had Friday to Monday off. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme but it was routine for me.
Claire and I were close, we shared an apartment with Matt. He wasn't a boy next door guy, but you could depend on him for helping you out. And he constantly had a girlfriend, they loved his boyish charm.
Wiping up counters wasn't my idea of a great time but I had my iPod and sketch pad to keep me happy.
I took a last look around the room, checking for forgotten mugs and cups. Happy that I had finished my duties I sat down at the counter, placing my iPod in my ears and taking my sketch book from my messenger bag.
I worked the night shifts mostly so I could be alone sometimes, it's relaxing to be able draw without disruptions. Mostly I drew people.
During the day I sometimes sat in the park drawing passers by, but on night shifts I drew people without faces, identities concealed.
Tonight was no different, I drew a little girl, and I quickly shaped her into my favourite character, Emily the Strange. Drawing all four cats kept me occupied for a while.
I jumped. Someone had tapped me on the shoulder.
Removing my speakers from my ears I looked up.
'Hiya!' a voice greeted cheerfully.
Standing in front of me appeared to be an overly hyper boy, accompanied by another two overly hyper boys already seated at a table, and I assumed they were here for caffiene.
'Hello,' I replied cautiously.
'I'm Pete! Don't worry, I'm not smashed,' the boy laughed. He had dark hair and light brown eyes. 'So what's your name?' he asked boldly, checking for a name tag, but I wasn't wearing my uniform. I never did on nightshifts, my boss never caught me.
I looked back at the other guys, who seemed interested in how well Pete was doing.
'Sorry, I don't give my name to strangers,' I smiled sweetly.
'But I told you, my name is Pete. See, we are no longer strangers. Now, what's your name?'
'Who defined aquantinces as introductions?' I shot back. 'What can I do for you?'
He smirked at my choice of words.
I rolled my eyes, walking towards the now laughing boys.
'What can I get you?' I asked.
'Hi, I'm Brendon,' the one with messy dark hair and big brown eyes replied, with a wink and a seductive smile.
'Sorry sweetie, you're way too young for me,' I told him, laughing.
Pete and the other unknown boy erupted into roars of laughter.
Brendon sighed. 'I'm crushed,' he replied dramatically, hand on heart, 'and can I have a...'
About thirty seconds of silence passed and the second boy sighed. 'I'm Patrick. Sorry about him. Can I have a frappachino, please?'
'Oh, I want one too! With cream!' Brendon finally decided.
'You got it,' I told them.
When I turned around I walked straight into Pete.
He caught me and held me up, although I wasn't unbalanced.
He didn't let go of my arms. 'So, you gonna let me know your name?'
'Nope. You gonna let go of me?'
'Nope.'
'Pete, let her go,' Patrick told him.
'Not until I get her name.'
I just smiled. 'Nope.'
He pushed me against the wall, his hands pressed either side of my head. 'Name,' he commanded.
'No...' I sang, teasing him.
'Dude!' Patrick exclaimed.
'Fine,' he relented, dropping his arms.
Brendon laughed. 'She's tough!'
I went to make the frapps.
'So, Bonny, can I have a frapp? Or am I too bad?' Pete asked from the bar stool at the counter while Patrick and Brendon talked softly.
'Bonny?' I questioned.
'Yup. Bonny means pretty. I still don't have a name to call you.'
'Ugh,' I muttered.
'Don't be like that. I've never had this before.'
'What?' Brendon asked.
'No name. Hard to get, yes. But no name? Never.'
When I had given them the cups they decided to leave.
'I'll be back,' Pete smiled brightly. 'You'll see,' he said more threateningly.
I laughed.
'Dude, she just laughed!' Brendon exclaimed, 'she's totally softening!'
I punched in the arm as he passed.