Illinois Jones And The Holy Plumber's Helper! (Indiana Jones Parody)

This is a parody of Indiana Jones, with some elements of the third Indy movie, "Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade", that I wrote with some of my spelling words from school. Most of the kids wrote boring stuff, but I wanted to make mine entertaining, so this is what resulted. I really think I like it, except I think it may have delved too deeply in religion, but please offer constructive criticism and whatnot so I can improve as a writer. This is a one-shot, so there probably won't be anymore.