How to Correct the Holiday Blues

A world where Santa is just a job title, and Brendon Urie is just doing his job. What happens when a girl interrupts him mid-presenting and enrages the reindeer? Holiday fun, that's what.

A series of one shots set around the holidays and involving bandom as holiday figures.

[Crackfic]
  1. Find Love on Christmas Day
    She hears a thump from the living room and slides out of bed to make sure the Grinch isn't stealing Christmas. When she steps into the living room the first thing she sees is a jean clad bottom stuck in the air, bobbing back and forth to an internal
  2. Open New Windows in Your Life
    Gerard is hunched in one corner of his cell as far away from his cellmate as he can possibly get. Gerard REALLY doesn't want to get his ass kicked on Christmas Day.
  3. Start Anew
    The truth is that Spencer missed his family when he left them, but he knew that he couldn't leave Ryan alone.Their friendship is easy. Where Ryan goes, Spencer follows.
  4. Watch Those Arrows of Love
    "Pete, Pete, wait!" Gabe yells, "I'm still in love!"
  5. Organize an Egg Hunt
    Spencer is looking at him oddly, his blue eyes intelligent even at three. "Easter bunny!" he shouts happily and hugs Patrick's thigh.