Ways to Kill a Man... Or Torture or Maim Him...
Chapter 12
111. Stick pencils up their nose and whack their head on a table...
112. Stab them in the eye with a pen...
113. Put in lipstick costume and set in a room with plastics...
114. Strap them to a spinning board and throw sharp objects at them, yes you can throw sharp things! Sharp things include kunai, shuriken, daggers, chainsaws etc...
115. Pierce them in the heart with a closed pair of scissors, once in the heart open the scissors and twist, keep twisting and cut as you go...
116. Drop them into a pit of stakes...
117. Put them in a sauna and turn up the heat, making sure to lock the door... mmm steamed person...
118. Spear them with a javelin... inspired by school athletics carnival...
119. Empty a truck full of boulders or heavy objects on top of victim...
120. Wrap them in aluminium foil and place them in the middle of an electrical storm...
112. Stab them in the eye with a pen...
113. Put in lipstick costume and set in a room with plastics...
114. Strap them to a spinning board and throw sharp objects at them, yes you can throw sharp things! Sharp things include kunai, shuriken, daggers, chainsaws etc...
115. Pierce them in the heart with a closed pair of scissors, once in the heart open the scissors and twist, keep twisting and cut as you go...
116. Drop them into a pit of stakes...
117. Put them in a sauna and turn up the heat, making sure to lock the door... mmm steamed person...
118. Spear them with a javelin... inspired by school athletics carnival...
119. Empty a truck full of boulders or heavy objects on top of victim...
120. Wrap them in aluminium foil and place them in the middle of an electrical storm...