Ways to Kill a Man... Or Torture or Maim Him...
Chapter 13
121. Beat them to death with golf clubs...
122. Put them in a giant bear trap...
123. Drop them in the middle of the desert or antartic reigion with no food, water, or shelter... leave them to the elements...
124. Drop them in a cement mixer....
125. Send them ithrough a saw mill.....
126. Put them in a giant washing machine, yes I said washing machine....
127. Send them into space, with no suit or oxygen tank...
128. Stuff them full of dirt and plant them in the garden, pretty new garden statue...
129. Smother them with a shopping bag or marshmallows...
130. Subject them to the horror that is Jarvy's speeches (anyone at Dungong High can relate to this...)
122. Put them in a giant bear trap...
123. Drop them in the middle of the desert or antartic reigion with no food, water, or shelter... leave them to the elements...
124. Drop them in a cement mixer....
125. Send them ithrough a saw mill.....
126. Put them in a giant washing machine, yes I said washing machine....
127. Send them into space, with no suit or oxygen tank...
128. Stuff them full of dirt and plant them in the garden, pretty new garden statue...
129. Smother them with a shopping bag or marshmallows...
130. Subject them to the horror that is Jarvy's speeches (anyone at Dungong High can relate to this...)