Ways to Kill a Man... Or Torture or Maim Him...
Chapter 14
131. Strap them into a car with the exhaust pumping in, once semi-concious blow up the car just for fun.
132. Wrap them up in magnesium foil and light them up... the light will either blind them or they'll roast... its just like a giant human fire work...
133. Place a test tube over their penis and proceed to break the test tube...
134. Feed them my brothers cooking - which is sure to kill anyone... (note i dont have a brother we are talking about the original writers brother..)
135. Make them swallow a razor, to cut up their insides, then feed them snake venom...
136. Make them into a giant human firework by strapping them to a few explosives. Be creative and mix and match the explosives used...
137.*Only works for pregnant women* Tie the legs together so that the child cannot come out, killing the unborn child and then the mother...
138. Put them in a giant freezer and leave them to die of exposure...
139. The classic capital punishment, a good old hanging...
140. Subject them to water boarding torture...
132. Wrap them up in magnesium foil and light them up... the light will either blind them or they'll roast... its just like a giant human fire work...
133. Place a test tube over their penis and proceed to break the test tube...
134. Feed them my brothers cooking - which is sure to kill anyone... (note i dont have a brother we are talking about the original writers brother..)
135. Make them swallow a razor, to cut up their insides, then feed them snake venom...
136. Make them into a giant human firework by strapping them to a few explosives. Be creative and mix and match the explosives used...
137.*Only works for pregnant women* Tie the legs together so that the child cannot come out, killing the unborn child and then the mother...
138. Put them in a giant freezer and leave them to die of exposure...
139. The classic capital punishment, a good old hanging...
140. Subject them to water boarding torture...