Ways to Kill a Man... Or Torture or Maim Him...

Chapter 3

21. Let him bungee jump without a cord.
22. Tell him he's superman and let him try to fly.
23. Put him in a meat grinder.
24. Re-enact the texas chainsaw massacre, using him as all victims.
25. Release from a fair height droplets of nitro-glycerine drop by drop onto his body and watch them go bang...
26. Find his weaknesses and exploit it...
27. Cut off bits off his flesh or small extremities like fingers and burn the open wounds...
28. Let him go emo- they'll do the rest themselves...
29. Put him in an iron maiden for a few days...
30. Bhuch him in a brazier, let him roast...