Ways to Kill a Man... Or Torture or Maim Him...

Chapter 8

71. Poke him to death with a red hot fire poker...
72. Drown him in his own bodily fluids...
73. Place the victim on a ducking stool... don't forget to pull them up... too late...
74. Crucify the victim...
75. Choke them with a blade of grass...
76. Run them over with a semi trailer...
77. Put them in a garbage compressor....
78. Let them take a swan dive into an empty swimming pool...
79. Fire them out of a cannon directly aimed into a brick wall...
80. Run them over with a boat propeller...