A Completely Ludicrous Situation

Richard spread his hands over the flawless red body of his brand-spanking-new Dodge Challenger SRT8. He ran his fingers over the grills, admiring the "SRT" badge, and then the "Challenger" to the side of it. He was almost turning into James, polishing the Dodge badge with his sleeve. He had an arcane love for it.

Richard gets his Dodge Challenger. The secret American.
Plain fun.

Title from the football episode of Father Ted.