Status: To quote Blink 182 until recent years, indefinite hiatus.

Califonia Love and Self Betterment

The "Little Haner" is back bitches. Brian Haner, more commonly known as Synyster Gates has a younger sister, Parker. The siblings are four years apart and growing up had nothing in common. Parker was nobody, she led a boring life; when Brian went off for college she was starting high school. Now it has been about seven years since the two have last seen each other. Brian was touring for a long while and when he returned home, Parker was at college. However when Parker decides it’s been far too long and takes no mercy in taking hearts.

Don't own, don't sue, don't steal.

Either use your imagination or click on each part of her name for two different pictures of how I view Parker to look. It is your call.

Name: Parker Haner

Age: 21
Height: 5’1
Weight- 110
Tattoos: cluster of stars behind left ear, cherry blossom branch going down right rib cage, loaded pistols pointing at one another (think Frank Iero's search and destroy tattoo) with "Flirting with disaster" along lower stomach California on left wrist, Love on right wrist, and "Carter" 13/1987-7/21/2005 in script along left rib cage in honor of a close friend who died in a motorcycle accident, Haner along lower back, revenge in script on nape of neck
Piercings: Left ear- 5 right ear-4 left side of lip, right side of nose.
Parker stands at 5'1 and 110 pounds.

Her temper flares rarely, but it is a mess when it does. She is normally laid back and easy to get along with. Growing up she always felt as if she was an outcast, however after meeting her good friend Randy, she has turned into a wild child to fit in with the rest of her family. She never gets too stressed and always has a smile on her face. She is loyal and caring but holds the worst grudges. She will get vengeance for all the shit she dealt with growing up. She works at a tattoo parlor called pins and needles, as well as a stunt driver for movies.
  1. Parker... as in Brian's sister?
    Seven years is a long time to finally hear from someone
  2. Because Only The Good Die Young
    The Funeral
  3. Zack Baker, You Just Made My List Of Things To Do
    The reinvented Parker-Ria.
  4. Why Did She Just Call You Parker?
    Secret secrets are so fun, until someone has to tell everyone.
  5. It was good, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say it
  6. Hello to you to Zacky dear, are we confused on our
    My brother is telling him no. But his body is telling him yes.
  7. The Falling Apart Of Parker Haner
    I had a wild side in high school and college
  8. Follow you into the dark
    A story and a promise
  9. You Actually Listened to Your Brother?