Your Love Is Just a Big Fat Lie

Tour

I returned home, feeling better than I had in a long time. I was no longer cheating. And I didn't have to sneak around anymore. It was perfect. "Sweetheart! Guess what!" Pierre said excitedly, wrapping his arms around me. "What Pierre?!" I was truthfully a little frightened. "I got you a record deal!" I gaped at him. "REALLY?!" All the record companies I'd been to turned me down, saying they wouldn't listen to our music, only because we were all girls and my husband was a famous rockstar.

"Yes! Really!" He beamed. "And you're coming on tour with us!" I was smiling widely, my mouth hanging open at the same time. "You're kidding!" He shook his head. "No! You're coming on tour with us! Simple Plan, and Avenged Sevenfold!"