Oxford Comma,
Lion.
"Brianne! We can't just leave him here! Joshua took me out because he cares about me and wants me to be happy. He brought me here and I don't want to ruin it for him. After all, this is a pretty expensive restaurant. Now, give me the concealer. These red spots should be pretty invisible with it." I said. Of course, my face was now all swollen up with red spots all over it. Looked like I had rabies or something. Scary.
Of course, I tried. I tried getting rid of the inflammation and the red spots. They were really stubborn and decided to stick with me. Oh, wow. 'Yeah, let's eat her face up. It looks tasty. She never had a boyfriend anyway, so let's ruin it for her in front of him.' Yeah, aren't I the lucky one? Smiling, I went back to my table. I kept my head down the entire time and when the food was brought over, I was disgusted to see that it was sushi. I just sat there looking at the food, when suddenly Joshua picked up a sushi roll and ate it. Something fell out of it. It looked strangely familiar. Like, a brain.
"Ew," I whispered it so he couldn't hear me. I mean, hello! He thinks I love this crap.
"Huh?" he said. He looked confused. Phew. That was a close one. I thought he heard me. I was frantically looking for an excuse when Jacques Evans took a seat and sat casually at our table. I started blushing because I looked like an alien right now. Or Smeagol from the Lord of The Rings. Yeah, Smeagol was my homeboy. He just sat there and looked intently at the two of us. Three minutes past and nobody said a word.
"What are you doing here? Fuck off, Jacques. We're in the middle of something." Joshua said with gritted teeth. He looked really angry so I thought I shouldn't say anything right now. I didn't know what would trigger his anger much further. Yes, I was put out that Jacques had the nerve to sit at our table after what he did, but I was a little happy that he chose to distract Joshua. Maybe my face wasn't that swollen anymore. I picked up a knife to look at myself, and as soon as I did. I was horrified. Smeagol must have looked like Sleeping Beauty right now.
They both turned their heads to look at me but then quickly glared at each other.
"So, how's life going, for you Joshua? Still hiding things from Twylor, here I see. But don't worry, dearest friend. She has things that she hides from you too." He smirked evilly and stood there. Joshua's hands were balled into fists and ready to punch him. But before that, my eyes started stinging so I got up to look for a napkin. I seriously don't know what kind of restaurant doesn't have napkins on the table. I never reached to take a napkin. My hands were taken by Jacques and before I knew it, we were outside, on his motorcycle.
"What, what are you doing? Please take. me. back." I yelled while I punched his back with all my might. From his reaction, I could tell I wasn't really strong. He laughed. More like, chuckled.
"Relax, tiny. I'm only doing this for two reasons." He said smirking.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I hope they're damn good reasons. You had no right to just take me out of there. I want to get off. NOW. How do I get off this thing? Wait, did you just say 'tiny'?! I am so not tiny. I'm a normal person. I am normal-sized. Yes. Normal-sized." I said pouting. I was mad.
He was about to answer me when I heard tires screeching behind me. I turned my head and I saw a vicious looking Joshua behind the wheel. Oh, and did I mention what his choice of car was today? A Hummer. So, if you're on a motorcycle with a Hummer behind you with an angry man behind the wheel, I guess you'd be pissing you pants too. In a strictly metaphorical way.
"Hold on." Jacques said calmly. Before I knew it he sped off and took a small shortcut. A bike would only fit through there. He started slowing down and I could see a mansion coming into view. We got off and I could see Brianne waiting for me at the gates. I was fuming. She knew better than to take me away from my boyfriend.
Wow, it felt strange to say that.
"Come on." Brianne said taking my hand as she was leading me into the mansion. "We've got to give you something for your allergies."
Of course, I tried. I tried getting rid of the inflammation and the red spots. They were really stubborn and decided to stick with me. Oh, wow. 'Yeah, let's eat her face up. It looks tasty. She never had a boyfriend anyway, so let's ruin it for her in front of him.' Yeah, aren't I the lucky one? Smiling, I went back to my table. I kept my head down the entire time and when the food was brought over, I was disgusted to see that it was sushi. I just sat there looking at the food, when suddenly Joshua picked up a sushi roll and ate it. Something fell out of it. It looked strangely familiar. Like, a brain.
"Ew," I whispered it so he couldn't hear me. I mean, hello! He thinks I love this crap.
"Huh?" he said. He looked confused. Phew. That was a close one. I thought he heard me. I was frantically looking for an excuse when Jacques Evans took a seat and sat casually at our table. I started blushing because I looked like an alien right now. Or Smeagol from the Lord of The Rings. Yeah, Smeagol was my homeboy. He just sat there and looked intently at the two of us. Three minutes past and nobody said a word.
"What are you doing here? Fuck off, Jacques. We're in the middle of something." Joshua said with gritted teeth. He looked really angry so I thought I shouldn't say anything right now. I didn't know what would trigger his anger much further. Yes, I was put out that Jacques had the nerve to sit at our table after what he did, but I was a little happy that he chose to distract Joshua. Maybe my face wasn't that swollen anymore. I picked up a knife to look at myself, and as soon as I did. I was horrified. Smeagol must have looked like Sleeping Beauty right now.
They both turned their heads to look at me but then quickly glared at each other.
"So, how's life going, for you Joshua? Still hiding things from Twylor, here I see. But don't worry, dearest friend. She has things that she hides from you too." He smirked evilly and stood there. Joshua's hands were balled into fists and ready to punch him. But before that, my eyes started stinging so I got up to look for a napkin. I seriously don't know what kind of restaurant doesn't have napkins on the table. I never reached to take a napkin. My hands were taken by Jacques and before I knew it, we were outside, on his motorcycle.
"What, what are you doing? Please take. me. back." I yelled while I punched his back with all my might. From his reaction, I could tell I wasn't really strong. He laughed. More like, chuckled.
"Relax, tiny. I'm only doing this for two reasons." He said smirking.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I hope they're damn good reasons. You had no right to just take me out of there. I want to get off. NOW. How do I get off this thing? Wait, did you just say 'tiny'?! I am so not tiny. I'm a normal person. I am normal-sized. Yes. Normal-sized." I said pouting. I was mad.
He was about to answer me when I heard tires screeching behind me. I turned my head and I saw a vicious looking Joshua behind the wheel. Oh, and did I mention what his choice of car was today? A Hummer. So, if you're on a motorcycle with a Hummer behind you with an angry man behind the wheel, I guess you'd be pissing you pants too. In a strictly metaphorical way.
"Hold on." Jacques said calmly. Before I knew it he sped off and took a small shortcut. A bike would only fit through there. He started slowing down and I could see a mansion coming into view. We got off and I could see Brianne waiting for me at the gates. I was fuming. She knew better than to take me away from my boyfriend.
Wow, it felt strange to say that.
"Come on." Brianne said taking my hand as she was leading me into the mansion. "We've got to give you something for your allergies."
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Dedicated to Watermelon, my PUMPKY friend! Hope you enjoy :]