Peanut The Selfish Monkey

OK SO I AM EXTREMLY BORED... ... ... YA OK I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY... YOU'VE BEEN PICKELED!!! LETS SEE IF WE CAN MAKE FUNNY FACES ON HERE =D D= :o :) :( :-D ;-):p ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ONCE APON A TIME THERE WAS A MONKEY NAMED PEANUT HE LIKED TO EAT BANANAS. PEANUT ALWAYS HAD AT LEAST TWO BANANAS IN HIS POCKET BUT HE NEVER SHARED THEM WITH ANYONE.
ONE DAY PEANUT CAME ACROSS A HUNGRY HIPPO NAMED FART-FACE. HE ASKED PEANUT IF HE COULD HAVE A BANANA BUT PEANUT SAID “NEVER WILL I EVER SHARE MY BANANAS WITH YOU OR ANYONE ELSE.” WELL, FART-FACE WASN'T A VERY NICE HIPPO SO HE SAID TO PEANUT “ IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A BANANA I WILL FART IN YOUR FACE.”
PEANUT, BEING A FOOLISH MONKEY, REFUSED TO SHARE HIS BANANAS, SO FART-FACE THE HIPPO FARTED A VERY STINKY FART RIGHT IN PEANUT'S FACE. AFTER THAT PEANUT FELT SICK AND DIDN'T WANT TO EAT HIS BANANAS.
LATER THAT DAY PEANUT CAME ACROSS A STARVING SNAKE NAMED STEVEN. STEVEN ASKED PEANUT “MAY I PLEASE HAVE ONE OF YOUR BANANAS?”
ALTHOUGH PEANUT WASN'T HUNGRY HE REPLIED “NEVER WILL I EVER SHARE MY BANANAS WITH YOU OR ANYONE ELSE.” SO STEVEN BIT PEANUT'S LEG. PEANUT WAS POISONED!
AS PEANUT LAY ON HIS DEATH BED A CUTE CAT NAMED CATHERINE CAME ALONG AND TOLD PEANUT “ IF YOU GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR BANANAS I WILL GO GET A DOCTOR TO SAVE YOU.”
BUT PEANUT, BEING THE STUBBORN AND FOOLISH MONKEY HE IS, SAID “NEVER WILL I EVER SHARE MY BANANAS WITH YOU OR ANYONE ELSE.” SO CATHERINE LEFT PEANUT ALL ALONE AGAIN.
THEN ALONG CAME A MAGICAL MONGOOSE NAMED MARY. SHE TOLD PEANUT “I WILL HEAL YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR BANANAS.”
ALTHOUGH PEANUT WAS VERY SCARED OF DYING HE TOLD MARY “NEVER WILL I EVER SHARE MY BANANAS WITH YOU OR ANYONE ELSE.”
“WELL THEN YOU ARE A STUPID MONKEY.” REPLIED MARY. “BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A BANANA YOU WILL SURELY DIE.”
BUT THE MONKEY SAID “WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU A BANANA, YOU SHOULD JUST HEAL ME FOR FREE.”
“ MAYBE IF YOU WERE A NICER MONKEY I WOULD HEAL YOU FOR FREE. BUT YOU ARE NOT A NICE MONKEY, YOU ARE A SELFISH ONE.” WITH THOSE LAST WORDS MARY LEFT PEANUT TO DIE.
THE NEXT DAY THE ANIMALS THAT PEANUT REFUSED TO SHARE HIS BANANAS WITH CAME BACK, BUT PEANUT WAS ALREADY DEAD. NONE OF THE ANIMALS WERE SAD THAT PEANUT DIED. THE ANIMALS JUST TOOK PEANUT'S BANANAS AND ATE THEM TOGETHER.
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THE SELFISH MONKEY DIES ALL ALONE WITH NO FRIENDS!
THERE'S MY RANDOM STORY.... I FEAL LIKE SAYING: TUNE IN NEXT TIME! BUT UM...THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE ONE... UNLESS I'M THIS BORED AGAIN.