Piracy Jack and the Gun
Prologue
First off, I want you all to know that I'm the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. Yes, I'll say it again CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Now I know you probably have heard all the different points of view for the same story and between you and me those are nutin but wrong! I'm here to tell you me part of the story that doesn't involve Lizzie and de William and all. I'll tell you me story about how I started bein a pirate because i wasn't always a captain.
Yeah, I know I know Jack not always a captain is hard to believe. But you believe me, I'm not as dishonest as I'm pictured. Well I'm gettin off on a rant, and I'd ne'er be able to tell my story. But if I do mention Lizzie in here anywhere then its top secret and you can't tell her because of her bein in holy matrimony and all. So here it goes this is me story of me dad, Captain Teague and me.
Yeah, I know I know Jack not always a captain is hard to believe. But you believe me, I'm not as dishonest as I'm pictured. Well I'm gettin off on a rant, and I'd ne'er be able to tell my story. But if I do mention Lizzie in here anywhere then its top secret and you can't tell her because of her bein in holy matrimony and all. So here it goes this is me story of me dad, Captain Teague and me.