You Don't Need Superpowers

Oh, no. No, no, no! NO! I left Bria with Georg to watch over her and ran after Bill, who was ou the door by now, walking aimlessly down the street. "Bill! Bill, wait!" I yelled.

"What?" he mumbled, stopping.

"Bill, she didn't mean it."

"Yes... she did."

"No, she didn't I swear. She's just drunk. She gets like this when she's drunk. She's either high on life, or super emo and shit. Bill, please. Don't let her do this. Don't let her go."

"I don't know. She seemed pretty serious."

"Wait here, Bill. I'll be right back."

"Bria!" I said, parading through the bar entrance.

"Myeahh?" she said, tipsy.

"Bria, how could you do that? He fucking loves you. How could you? And don't say 'I'm not good enough', because dammit Bria, you're good enough." She just sat there, stunned.

"What was that about?" Georg asked me. "I've never seen that side of you."

"Gee, trust me. I know when somebody is making the worst mistake of their life. I knew it was a mistake to sleep with Skyler, but i did it anyway. And I should've stopped myself. And now, I'm stopping Bria."

"Okay, I'll back you on this one." Georg said, and ran out the door, bringing back BIll. His eyes were like little piggy eyes from crying.

"Bria, fucking fix it." I whispered in her ear.

"Bill, I'm sorry. I'm just having self-doubt moments. I still love you. And... umm... I'd be thrilled if..."

"If?" Bill asked, sniffing and wiping his nose on his sleeve. Eww.

"If... you'd.. er... um- marry me?"

"Of course!" he smiled, and pulled ehr into a big hug.

"My god it's you." A voice said from behind me.

"Erik! What are you doing here?"

He mimed taking his clothes off.

"No way! You're working as a stripper?" I laughed.

"Yep. I still haven't forgotten that lap dance I gave you when youi were.. how old?"

"Thirteen."

"Shit, I thought you were at least fouteen when I did that." He laughed, and so did I. "So what have you been up to?"

"Getting married. Going to Germany, nothing big..." I shrugged everything off like it was no big deal. "This is my bachelorette party. I didn't have one before the wedding, so I'm having it now."

"Welllll.... shall I help you enjoy the night?"

"Sure," I smiled. He led me over to a chair and began to give me a lap dance. "Well, at least I'm not sitting on Bria this time. She complained about your fingers poking her in the face."

"Mmm, yeahh." he smiled, continuing.

---------------------------------------------------

"Have fun?"

"Yep." I smiled, kissing Gustav.

"Ahem, I'm still here." A figure said, stepping into the light. It ws Skyler.

"Enjoy your talk? Or was it a comfortable silence?" I laughed.

"This guy's pretty interesting," Gustav said, gesturing to Skyler.

"Woah, I thought you guys would be, like, complete enemies," I laughed.

"Not enemies. We're just not best friends."

"Skyler, you need to get back out into the dating world." I said.

"Yeah, I've got a date tomorrow."

"Ooh, with who?" I joked.

"Umm.... well.... this girl from eHarmony."

"Sweet." Then there was a knock at the door. I answered it.

"Hey."

"Ohmigawd! Seth!" I screamed, hugging my bestfriend.