The Classifieds.
William's breath is heavy and hot, and he knows it, which is why he's struggling to keep his mouth closed. He can't believe what he's standing in front of, becausefuck, it's so gorgeous. It's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, and he wants to touch it so bad. It's so tempting, but he knows he shouldn't.
He's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven't heard the best yet.
He writes good storylines, he's got those honest eyes.
So take him home for just $9.95.
He'll sing the songs you like, he'll keep you warm at night.
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DISCLAIMERS: Um, I own the story line. I do not own any famous person(s) contained. There will be references to countless inappropriate things. Learn to deal, darlings.
This idea conceived by listening to "The Classifieds" by The Academy Is... That is what inspired this little baby.
I suck at descriptions, but I don't like to give too much away. Ya. Okay. Read now.
He's got a decent voice, he's got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven't heard the best yet.
He writes good storylines, he's got those honest eyes.
So take him home for just $9.95.
He'll sing the songs you like, he'll keep you warm at night.
* * * *
DISCLAIMERS: Um, I own the story line. I do not own any famous person(s) contained. There will be references to countless inappropriate things. Learn to deal, darlings.
This idea conceived by listening to "The Classifieds" by The Academy Is... That is what inspired this little baby.
I suck at descriptions, but I don't like to give too much away. Ya. Okay. Read now.