J'aime l'Équitation!

After being away for two hours, Frank arrives home tailed by a French child.

"Um, Frank? What followed you home?"

Frank shrugged and glanced down at the child. "A kid."

"... Can I ask why?"

"I dunno, he was just behind me... and didn't go away when I yelled at him."

"He probably has parents you know --"

Frerard-ish. One shot.