Behind the Scenes of a Klutz
Hi. I'm Kaylee Magnificent. Ya, that's really my last name. Cool, huh? I'm 14 and my life is awesome. I am currently attending High Coast Academy in Maine. I've been going there since I was 12 and I love every minute of it. I'm thinking about going out for the school's musical. I can't wait for the new year to start! Nothing can possibly go wrong... Until the headmaster decides to assign two prefects for each grade. Great. Ever since I ran into the guy prefect (literally), I've had my own personal policeman watching my every move, waiting for me to mess up. This year might be a little harder than I thought.
- Packing
- First Class... sort of
- Alright! It's not puke green anymore!
- Go ahead, try the German
- Deja vu
- The good old days
- 3 guys walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.
- Chocolate Overdose
- Once a Klutz, Always a Klutz
- I'm not bluffing
- Crikey!
- Apparently I’ve not nothing but guts
- Can you say awkward?
- Sacrifice
- I'm choking on bricks here!
- Shit Richie? Who's Richie?
- Puppy love or not, it's still gross
- An older man's fine with me.
- Marshmallows can come in handy
- Awkward Times 7
- Trampolines, Dolphins, and Dr. Pepper.
- The most beautiful jacket in the entire world
- Who are you calling a backstabbing jerk?
- Prank Week
- It's going to happen. I just know it.
- Home Sweet Aquarium
- A butterfly driving a racecar that’s on fire
- We are all insane
- Is he still my Romeo?
- Beer funnels, apples, and Cheerwine... but where's
- I'm no moron... well maybe just a little
- Mess Up Day… I messed up in more than one way
- Meet Miss Debra
- He's gone... maybe
- Selena's Star
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author's note
not a real chapter... sorry - Old Friends, Weird Friends, New Friends, Boyfriend
- Poor Edgar
- Costumes
- This Can't Be Good
- We Give You Hell Mr. Johanson
- Our Protectors
- Yeah! Donuts!
- Cell Phones: They're A Disease
- Dead Puppies
- Operation Pizzazz
- Yes, Yes I Did
- We Were Massecred
- Red Bull and Vente coffee
- Four AM
- Revenge Day
- Sugar Rush
- No Voice
- Don't Touch My Prop
- No PDA, I Repeat, no PDA
- Eat the Green Ones
- You and I Physically Collide
- Act I... Brace Yourself
- Act II
- So We're Fish
- Snails
- The Fortress of Immunity
- We're late for a very important date
- I'm Too Lazy
- Tights
- I Have My Ways
- Here's The Plan
- The Ultimate Harry Potter Reference
- Shakespeare Week
- Busted
- Mission Not-So-Impossible
- Let the Games Begin
- Exams
- Prom Baby!
- However Cheesy That May Be
- Parting Gifts, Betting Pools, and Memorials