Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins

"BUT ANNIE!!!" Dom screamed and tapped his foot. "WHERE IS MY LEMON POPPY SEED MUFFIN?!"

Annie smiled and leaned against the counter. "Dom. You're scaring the customers. Besides you know we don't make those anymore."

"What?!" He slammed his drumsticks down, a few people jumped. "You always make me some right after a show!" He made a pouty face.

"Hm...I do, eh?" Annie swung her blonde hair. "Well, today I ate them all."
"HOW COULD YOU!?!" Dom screamed. A few shoppers left.

"YOU STOLE MY PANTS! MY YELLOW SKINNIES!" She screamed. "I GOT TO WEAR MATT'S WHITE ONES NOW!"

"What? I did not! I bought these!" Dom motioned towards his pants.

"Yeah, from my closet!"

"Well, fine. I'll get Matt to get me one!" Dom did that weird humph sound and turned around, waiting for Annie to stop him.

"Go Dom! GO TO YOUR LOVER!" She laughed.

He turned around, gave her yet another look and did a gun action with his hands.

"Curse you, you wretched whore." Dom narrowed his eyes and pointed at her.

"Give me my muffin," he whispered, "Or you shall pay."

Annie whispered back, "Give me my jeans back or you shall pay."

"But, why?" He whined. "I like 'em!"

"Then go buy your own!" Annie stuck her tongue out and got out a bag.

"OI! WHAT'S THAT!?" Dom pointed to the bag.

"My lemon poppy seed muffin!" She took a bite and smiled at Dom.

"ANNIE!!!" He whined. At this point there was almost no one in the coffee shop.

"What?" She took yet another bite and swallowed.

"Ugh. I HATE YOU!" He leaned in and gave Annie a kiss.

"What was that for?" She asked.

"My muffin."

"Do you expect that to work?" She asked.

"Will this work then?" He kissed her again.

"Hm...keep trying."

He kissed her again.

"Erm....yeah. One more will work."

"What!? YOU JUST LIKE KISSING ME!"

"Hm, maybe I do." She shrugged.

"Annie, can I have my muffin now?"

Annie gave him a kiss and finished his muffin.