Richard the Third, Hamlet and Frank Sinatra
Here is where our story begins...
Now this story is set a long time ago, yet not so long. It is Richard's story and we shall tell it exactly the way it happened.
Richard III is in love with Hamlet. So Hamlet decides to elope with his beloved Richard III. Unfortunately Iago is also in love with the devastatingly handsome and charming Hamlet so Iago and Macbeth make a plan to stab Richard III. Portia hears of this and she rushes to tell Richard III of the plan. On the way she finds Juliet who is already dead and does not enteer the story again. Then Patrucio who is engaged to Titania, tries to stop Portia, but Portia turns into The Incredible Hulk and kicks his arse so to speak. During this time Kate and Hermia had decided to experiment with each other a little. Then Hamlet falls off the battlements and dies anyway.
As a result of this horrible tragedy Richard is oh so sad and developes an addiction to opium and Frank Sinatra
Richard III is in love with Hamlet. So Hamlet decides to elope with his beloved Richard III. Unfortunately Iago is also in love with the devastatingly handsome and charming Hamlet so Iago and Macbeth make a plan to stab Richard III. Portia hears of this and she rushes to tell Richard III of the plan. On the way she finds Juliet who is already dead and does not enteer the story again. Then Patrucio who is engaged to Titania, tries to stop Portia, but Portia turns into The Incredible Hulk and kicks his arse so to speak. During this time Kate and Hermia had decided to experiment with each other a little. Then Hamlet falls off the battlements and dies anyway.
As a result of this horrible tragedy Richard is oh so sad and developes an addiction to opium and Frank Sinatra
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