This Is Our Life
Wake them up!
“That’s cheating!” wailed Ruthie.
“I did not cheat!” said Emz, defensively, “That was a perfectly valid move.”
Ruthie pulled a face and sat back, sulking.
“If you continue in this way,” Cherri told her, “You won’t be able to watch porn later.”
“I’m going to bed,” announced Mlz, “Anyone want to join me?”
“YES PLEASE!” said Licky, almost leaping up.
“No, not in that way!” replied Mlz.
“Rape then?”
“No.”
“Aw, let the girl have some fun, Mlz,” said Zara,
Suddenly, Shauna fell face first into the scrabble board, ending their game.
“Do you think we should have stopped her eating the Vaseline?” asked BA, as they stared at her.
“No, no, it can’t do her any harm, can it?” HRL said.
“Why’d she faint then?” said Abbi.
“Maybe she shouldn’t have eaten the tub, as well,” said Nova.
“Probably,” agreed Rosie, “Now then, where’s this free porn?”
Cherri looked at her. “You’re supposed to provide it!”
“What? You want me to have sex with Emz or Jess or someone for you?” Rosie asked, horrified.
“No, I meant for the vids, but I’d actually love that!”
“Me and BA will!” volunteered Abbi.
“Maybe Zara can join in, for a threesome,” BA suggested.
“Fuck off,” said Kath.
“Or we could just have an orgy again?” said Jess hopefully.
“I’m going to bed,” said Mlz.
“Me too,” said Licky.
“Carry Shauna up as well,” said HRL, “She’s in the way, bless her.”
After the three of them went upstairs, Kath said, “We could just go and do the peering into windows trick.”
“No. cos only, like two of us actually get to see,” said Ruthie, still sulking.
There was a loud snore.
“Someone wake up BA, please,” said Zara.
There was another loud snore.
“And Abbi, too,” added Emz.
“I had the most weird dream…” said BA, opening her eyes.
“Porn?” asked Cherri.
BA gave her a weird look. “No, listen…Jess was a 67 year old virgin.”
Jess shuffled her feet. “Yeah, about that-”
“You really are a virgin?” asked Kath.
Jess nodded.
“Come with me!” ordered Kath, dragging Jess up to her room.
“Should we have asked them to take the camera?” asked Rosie.
“Sicko,” said Cherri.
“I did not cheat!” said Emz, defensively, “That was a perfectly valid move.”
Ruthie pulled a face and sat back, sulking.
“If you continue in this way,” Cherri told her, “You won’t be able to watch porn later.”
“I’m going to bed,” announced Mlz, “Anyone want to join me?”
“YES PLEASE!” said Licky, almost leaping up.
“No, not in that way!” replied Mlz.
“Rape then?”
“No.”
“Aw, let the girl have some fun, Mlz,” said Zara,
Suddenly, Shauna fell face first into the scrabble board, ending their game.
“Do you think we should have stopped her eating the Vaseline?” asked BA, as they stared at her.
“No, no, it can’t do her any harm, can it?” HRL said.
“Why’d she faint then?” said Abbi.
“Maybe she shouldn’t have eaten the tub, as well,” said Nova.
“Probably,” agreed Rosie, “Now then, where’s this free porn?”
Cherri looked at her. “You’re supposed to provide it!”
“What? You want me to have sex with Emz or Jess or someone for you?” Rosie asked, horrified.
“No, I meant for the vids, but I’d actually love that!”
“Me and BA will!” volunteered Abbi.
“Maybe Zara can join in, for a threesome,” BA suggested.
“Fuck off,” said Kath.
“Or we could just have an orgy again?” said Jess hopefully.
“I’m going to bed,” said Mlz.
“Me too,” said Licky.
“Carry Shauna up as well,” said HRL, “She’s in the way, bless her.”
After the three of them went upstairs, Kath said, “We could just go and do the peering into windows trick.”
“No. cos only, like two of us actually get to see,” said Ruthie, still sulking.
There was a loud snore.
“Someone wake up BA, please,” said Zara.
There was another loud snore.
“And Abbi, too,” added Emz.
“I had the most weird dream…” said BA, opening her eyes.
“Porn?” asked Cherri.
BA gave her a weird look. “No, listen…Jess was a 67 year old virgin.”
Jess shuffled her feet. “Yeah, about that-”
“You really are a virgin?” asked Kath.
Jess nodded.
“Come with me!” ordered Kath, dragging Jess up to her room.
“Should we have asked them to take the camera?” asked Rosie.
“Sicko,” said Cherri.