The Great but Odd Adventures of Spaz and JenJen

Frank had been thinking to himself for a while ever since Patrick came to the scene. He had to admit he couldn't help but like Spaz; she was mean of course but that's what appealed him to her. Besides, they both liked Skittles and stood at the same height (Yes, Spaz is short...short and sassy!). He wanted to tell her, but he was in a relationship, he was planning to end it with Jamia and tell her how he felt then Patrick showed up! Stupid, red-head idiot! Why did he have to go and steal his woman? Why...why! Hearing them talk made him cringe.

"You're cute," Patrick told her.

"Aw no I'm not," she replied.

"Yes you are...and I like us being close you know?"

"Sure!"

"And...I was wondering," he wouldn't...he just wouldn't dare!

"Yea Patrick?"

"Will you...be my girlfriend?" he did it! He wanted to jump out and tackle Patrick to the ground and kill him but then the response happened:

"Yes! Yes I will!" this broke his heart into a thousand little pieces. Well his chances with her were shot, all because of Patrick.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Patrick.

He's going down.