The Great but Odd Adventures of Spaz and JenJen
Warning: May Contain Diva Rage
"Oh...uh...JenJen...ah." I moaned as I shifted to a new spot on the hard closet floor.
This girl may be young but damn she can really kiss!
"Spaz, where are you darling? Common Sweetie, don't be shy." I cooed as I searched for her. Finally, my hands touched something soft and furry.
SQUEAK! "I WUV YOOZ!” said an unfamiliar voice.
"W-what?!? W-who's there?" I asked shakily as I flipped the light switch, fearing the worst to appear before my eyes.
"AHHHHH!" I cried out, only to realize it was Bob's long lost teddy bear, Mr. Snuffles. Don't ask about the name.
"So...wait...If the bear is here, then where could be?"
I questioned, looking around the closet looking for my two brilliant girls.
Then I looked to find the escape door. Then it all came together. "SPPPAAAZZZ! JEEEENJEEEEEN!" I cried out in udder rage as I realized that Spaz must've figured out how to escape, along with the new recruit.
"Grrrr... When I find those girls I swear to God I'm gonna..." I was cut short my ranting by the phone rang, so naturally, I went and picked it up.
"Yyyyyellow. Uncle Jiggy's pimp house how may I help you?" I said into the communication device.
"Hellllllo!" A familiar voice answered back.
"FWANKIE!!!" I squeaked happily into the phone.
"So...um...what cha up too?" He asked so innocently.
"Ummmm...nothing at the moment." I replied.
"Well the rest of the guys and I are at the movies right now, we're gonna watch "Pirates of the Caribbean 3, it starts in like, 20 minutes. Wanna join us?" He questioned.
"Yeah....I mean....Argh matey!" I replied with my awesome pirate impersonation.
"Oh, okay cool hey...I spy two lovely ladies heading into the theater! Wish me luck!"
"Heh heh, good luck man!" I said cheerfully as I said my goodbye and hug up.
Wait...two ladies? It couldn't possibly be...OH CRAP I THINK IT IS!
"SPAZ! JENJEN! I'MA GONNA KILL YOU!" I yelled aloud as I hopped into my famous silver Subaru XT and sped off to the movie theater. Those girls will never see it coming!
This girl may be young but damn she can really kiss!
"Spaz, where are you darling? Common Sweetie, don't be shy." I cooed as I searched for her. Finally, my hands touched something soft and furry.
SQUEAK! "I WUV YOOZ!” said an unfamiliar voice.
"W-what?!? W-who's there?" I asked shakily as I flipped the light switch, fearing the worst to appear before my eyes.
"AHHHHH!" I cried out, only to realize it was Bob's long lost teddy bear, Mr. Snuffles. Don't ask about the name.
"So...wait...If the bear is here, then where could be?"
I questioned, looking around the closet looking for my two brilliant girls.
Then I looked to find the escape door. Then it all came together. "SPPPAAAZZZ! JEEEENJEEEEEN!" I cried out in udder rage as I realized that Spaz must've figured out how to escape, along with the new recruit.
"Grrrr... When I find those girls I swear to God I'm gonna..." I was cut short my ranting by the phone rang, so naturally, I went and picked it up.
"Yyyyyellow. Uncle Jiggy's pimp house how may I help you?" I said into the communication device.
"Hellllllo!" A familiar voice answered back.
"FWANKIE!!!" I squeaked happily into the phone.
"So...um...what cha up too?" He asked so innocently.
"Ummmm...nothing at the moment." I replied.
"Well the rest of the guys and I are at the movies right now, we're gonna watch "Pirates of the Caribbean 3, it starts in like, 20 minutes. Wanna join us?" He questioned.
"Yeah....I mean....Argh matey!" I replied with my awesome pirate impersonation.
"Oh, okay cool hey...I spy two lovely ladies heading into the theater! Wish me luck!"
"Heh heh, good luck man!" I said cheerfully as I said my goodbye and hug up.
Wait...two ladies? It couldn't possibly be...OH CRAP I THINK IT IS!
"SPAZ! JENJEN! I'MA GONNA KILL YOU!" I yelled aloud as I hopped into my famous silver Subaru XT and sped off to the movie theater. Those girls will never see it coming!