I Don't Like His Skinny Jeans
Linda!
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! Linda! I'm in Miami!
Sav got all mopy about her parents' not letting Bree down for the summer *rolls eyes* so she announced we were going to pick up Bree from M.I.T. and come to Florida. I'm totally grounded when I get back, but I know I'll have a good time w/ Bree and Sav. I mean, I left a note. It had all the essenstials:
-I brought my phone and charger
-the address and phone number of our hotel
-Bree's cell phone number
-Sav's cell phone number
-I won't eat brownies
-I won't do anything illegal
-I won't talk to strangers, unless they're hot.
I mean, that should cover it right? *sarcasm* Ya know Linda, this diary would be so much more better if you were like... a computer. The **** things wouldn't look so weird and maybe I'd be able to actually read past entries. My handwriting is commonly described as if a chicken w/ epilespy wrote it... with their feet. Flying Spaghetti Monster, people can be so mean. Oh hey! I haven't talked about boys! Aren't you proud of me Linda? Oh, that reminds, Patrick. So far, I haven't seen him since the run-in w/ him at the music store... he was so undescribably amazing looking. His hair, his eyes, his lips! Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster, his lips! Just a peck would make my life complete.... almost. I'd rather have him with me at all times, except for when I need to do things alone. Like maybe go on my rare shopping trips for like... one shoe. Or when I go to the bathroom.....? I'm sorry I gave you that image Linda, I really am. :( There, I just hugged you! Although I made a crinkle in the page.... sorry about that too....
Well, I've got to go to bed now Linda, it's like... 3 in the AM. I'll tell you of my adventures tomorrow or sometime in the next month or so.
Love you,
Willy.
Sav got all mopy about her parents' not letting Bree down for the summer *rolls eyes* so she announced we were going to pick up Bree from M.I.T. and come to Florida. I'm totally grounded when I get back, but I know I'll have a good time w/ Bree and Sav. I mean, I left a note. It had all the essenstials:
-I brought my phone and charger
-the address and phone number of our hotel
-Bree's cell phone number
-Sav's cell phone number
-I won't eat brownies
-I won't do anything illegal
-I won't talk to strangers, unless they're hot.
I mean, that should cover it right? *sarcasm* Ya know Linda, this diary would be so much more better if you were like... a computer. The **** things wouldn't look so weird and maybe I'd be able to actually read past entries. My handwriting is commonly described as if a chicken w/ epilespy wrote it... with their feet. Flying Spaghetti Monster, people can be so mean. Oh hey! I haven't talked about boys! Aren't you proud of me Linda? Oh, that reminds, Patrick. So far, I haven't seen him since the run-in w/ him at the music store... he was so undescribably amazing looking. His hair, his eyes, his lips! Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster, his lips! Just a peck would make my life complete.... almost. I'd rather have him with me at all times, except for when I need to do things alone. Like maybe go on my rare shopping trips for like... one shoe. Or when I go to the bathroom.....? I'm sorry I gave you that image Linda, I really am. :( There, I just hugged you! Although I made a crinkle in the page.... sorry about that too....
Well, I've got to go to bed now Linda, it's like... 3 in the AM. I'll tell you of my adventures tomorrow or sometime in the next month or so.
Love you,
Willy.
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