Status: Umm yea haha

My Arranged Marriage

WHAT?!

Aiden leans over and whispers,"You look nice"
I wanna smack him tell I always look good. I'm Skilyanna Mackenzie Blairson. And I always look great,but I don't. Instead I smile and say:
"You too"
You see me and Aiden haven't really gotten along since 6th grade when me and him were going to the water park for our class trip and he kept staring at my chest then asked if I needed any help taking my bathing suit off.
Yeah. No.
So ever since then,he's been a womanizer.
He He, just like the Britney Spears song.
I must have been humming because then my mom yells:
"Ski!"
I look at her and smile.
She rolls her eyes.I wonder if because she does that alot will her eyes get stuck--
I feel something on my leg. I look down and almost freak out. It's Aiden's hand.
You see. Nasty!
I grab a steak knife and politely stab his hand with it. He almost cusses but catches himself and says "heck" instead.
I smile. I win. I always win.
The food comes.It's spagheti. YUM. I start eating when:
"Ski,I need to talk to you",Aiden says."In private. Now"
I follow him to another hall.
"Yep?",I say.
"Well.. um.." Why is he so speechless?
"Can you kinda hurry? The foods here and I'm hungry!"
"You fattie! I'm standing here trying to ask you out and all you can think about is your food!"
"What?!"
"I mean um.."
I swing my heel up and kick him in his balls.He falls over groaning.
"Asshole!",I yell behind me as I walk off.
I plop down and finish eating just as Aiden sits down next to me.
I glare at him. He looks scared.
"So son,how did it go?",his dad asks.
"Not good",Aiden says.
WHAT?
Are they talking about us going out?
"What are you guys saying?"
"Sweetie....",my mom says
"Don't sugarcoat it!",my dad says.
"Honey,you're getting married to Aiden.", my mom says.
And with that the last thing I remember seeing is Aiden smiling at me before it all went dark.
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kinda an experiment...tell me how u think....and thanks to my commenter...u make me smile like the uncle kracker song :)