Tongue Wrestling

I kiss you violently
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Saturday

*ding dong ding dong*

“Mghnhf?!” Who could wake me up at….HOLY CRAP! 5 IN THE MORNING??!
*ding dong ding dong ding dong*
“WOULD YOU OPEN UP?!”
“Mfnhf….coming…”
“Hey Frank! IM SO SO SORRYYYYY!!!!”
“Hm? Mikes?”
“YES!”
“Come on in” <insert huge yawn here>
I wasn’t annoyed that Mikey was at my house at 5 a.m.
It was really fun, but I kept pretending that I was annoyed of his question (Are you gay?)
Well, I’m not gay… I’m bisexual.
“So, what happened to you? Why are you here?” I managed to say between several yawns
“Well, my brother kicked me out of the house.”
“Huh? Why?”
“I don’t know, he said something about a boyfriend, or , I duno. Can I sleep here? PLEASE PLEASE” And he made some adorable puppy eyes
“Awww, okay”
“Frank, you are so cute, even if I annoyed you yesterday.”
“No biggie. And my answear of your question is….
“Is…?”
I smirked
“TELL ME!”
“Stop yelling.”
“I will cry if you don’t tell me” He put on a fake pout
“But why it is so important for you?” I smirked again and he blushed
“I don’t know, I’m just curious”
“I’m bisexual” I said looking at the window. I thought I saw something.
Mikey didn’t say a thing. He looks like he is dead.
“Mikey?”
He didn’t say anything again. He just stared at me.
“MIKE!” <insert bitch slap here>
“OWWW BASTARD!”
I couldn’t help but laugh myself to death.

After talking and talking and laughing and…laughing? A question popped into my head
“Where do you leave?”
“At that house. I live next to you.”
“Cool, So, can we go and talk to your brother?”
“No, I don’t want to. He will get really annoyed”

*awkward silence*

I walked into the kitchen to see a rose on the table.
“Now he/she is in my house?”
I opened the note
“I’m jealous”

No shit?
I was still staring at that note until….
“KNAGHFGG!”
….Mikey jumped on me.
“FRANK!FRANK!”
“What???”
“There is a spider on the wall”
After the look on his face. I could tell he was pretty scared.
Haha
“So where is that big bad spider?” I smirked
“Over there! KILL IT!” He pointed at a little, VERY LITTLE spider
“Whoa Mikes…For a tall guy, you are really scared”
“Hmph. Just kill it. Okay?”
“Mmmkay” So with that…I killed that big bad spider.

“Tomorrow I want to meet your brother.”
“Okay…” He sighed