Barred
The Interview
This interview was taken from February, 2008 when My Chemical Romance were discussing their long awaited 2 year break from their recent world tour.
The interview was never submitted on radio.
The following is a typed transcript of what was said.
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Interviewer: Good morning New York City, here on NY45 we have joining us three members from possibly one of the most popular band of our time. My Chemical Romance. How are you guys?
Gerard: Hey, we’re going good
Frank: So you say *laughs*
Mikey: Yeah Gerard
Interviewer: Wow, it’s only 10am on a Tuesday morning and yet we have tension *laughs*
Gerard: It happens
Frank: Yeah. We get edgy
Interviewer: Ha. Ok then, so what happened to the other two?
Mikey: They went
Frank: Away
Gerard: To a something
Frank: Yeah. A something
Interviewer: Well that sounds like they are going to have fun
Mikey: No way, they’re probably stuck at a bus station
Frank: Yeah, or lost
Gerard: They always get lost
Mikey: It’s Ray
Frank: I thought it was Bob
Interviewer: And the truth is told
Gerard: Nah it’s both of them *laughs*
Mikey: You have no idea of the truth *laughs*
Interviewer: Anyway guys, thanks for taking the time out of your morning for us
Gerard: No problem. We like doing radio interviews
Frank: Yeah, they’re good because the listeners don’t know what I’m doing right now
Mikey: He’s picking his nose people
Frank: Mikey!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: What? Just letting them know
Frank: Arse
Interviewer: Ha ok guys, maybe keep the swearing down to a minimum, little kiddies listen to this station
Frank: No
Interviewer: *laughs* And why is that Frank?
Frank: They should be in school
Gerard: Key word is should
Frank: Unless they’re rebels
Mikey: Like I was
Interviewer: *laughs*
Mikey: I was
Gerard: Bullshit Mikey *laughs*. You were the tamest kid out there
Mikey: I was not!
Frank: I bet you were
Mikey: Damn it. I did some rebellious things
Interviewer: And just what did you do Mikey Way?
Mikey: Well
Frank: Yeah tell us Mikes
Gerard: I’m interested
Mikey: I’m trying to!
Interviewer: We’re all ears
Mikey: God. Stop talking over me. Anyways, I like, smoked
Gerard: Oooo rebel
Frank: *laughs*
Interviewer: *laughs* Everyone, Mikey Way is now an official rebel
Frank: Yeah *laughs* He totally smoked
Mikey: I did other shit too
Gerard: Yes, and what were they?
Mikey: I hacked a computer
Frank: You bastard
Gerard: *snorts*
Interviewer: *laughs*
Frank: How could you?
Mikey: Easily
Frank: You bastard!
Mikey: What?
Gerard: *laughs*
Frank: I don’t know, but it gives me a reason to call you a bastard
Mikey: *laughs*
Frank: Bastard *laughs*
Interviewer: This interview might have to be shown later on in the night *laughs*
Gerard: Yeah. Most likely, it’s like being a mom with these two
Interviewer: Is that so?
Gerard: That it is
Mikey: Gee, what the hell?
Frank: A mom?
Gerard: what? And yeah, a mom
Frank: Why not a dad?
Mikey: *laughs* Yeah Gee, why a mom?
Gerard: Oh. Well, I don’t know. Mom just sounds more. Dramatic
Mikey: *Laughs*
Frank: Gerard Way, super mom. Yeah, it’s catchy
Gerard: Bitch
Interviewer: *laughs* So Gerard, how do you do it?
Gerard: I don’t know some days, I feel like becoming an alcoholic
Mikey: Been there
Frank: Done that
Gerard: Over it
Frank: *laughs*
Mikey: *laughs*
Interviewer: *laughs*
Gerard: Yeah, but they make me smoke more
Mikey: You don’t need us for that
Frank: Liar!
Interviewer: You need nicotine patches
Gerard: I don’t lie, and hell yes I do
Frank: They don’t work
Gerard: Don’t they?
Mikey: Duh
Frank: Hell no, they don’t even make you feel good
Gerard: Well it isn’t a guaranteed orgasm Frank
Frank: It should be
Mikey: *laughs*
Interviewer: I am no longer apart of this interview *laughs*
Mikey: If you could call it that
Frank: SPIDER! *crashing*
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: *wheezing*
Interviewer: Mikey, breathe *laughs* Frank has left the studio room
Frank: *In background* Get that fucking thing off the table!
Mikey: *chokes*
Gerard: F-Frank! It’s ok. It’s gone
Frank: *in background* LIAR!
Interviewer: *laughs* Ok Frank, it’s gone
Frank: Really?
Mikey: Yes
Frank: Where’d it go?
Gerard: Got squisheded
Frank: What?
Mikey: It got killed
Interviewer: It met the face of the mug bottom
Frank: You assholes!
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: Frank, you are so confusing
Frank: I hate spiders but I don’t want them to die!
Interviewer: Conflicted much
Frank: Hey, I hate some people but I don’t want them to die by them bottom of a coffee mug
Gerard: It was even a Star Bucks one
Mikey: Good choice
Frank: It died with dignity
Gerard: Spiders have them?
Frank: Fuck yes
Mikey: There you go
Interviewer: I’m just sitting back watching this unfold, please continue
Gerard: Oh shit. You’re meant to be interviewing us
Mikey: Sorry
Frank: SPIDER! *crashing*
Gerard: Star Bucks to the rescue! *undistinguishable noise*
Frank: AGAIN!
Mikey: Good one Gerard
Gerard: Oh shit, sorry
Interviewer: We have had two deaths of spiders within 5 minutes
Frank: God
Gerard: At least he’s not lonely
Mikey: Yeah his mate is with him
Frank: or his mom
Mikey: Poor mommy
Frank: You’re in for it
Gerard: Damn
Interviewer: *laughs* This is the best
Mikey: Ew, it’s all squished on the bottom, look
Frank: oh awesome
Gerard: They both just lost their dignity
Frank: Sorry lil dudes
Interviewer: You guys are unreal
Mikey: Why thank you
Interviewer: Anytime
Gerard: What’s the time?
Interviewer: It’s almost quatar past
Frank: Ten?
Interviewer: Yeah
Frank: Shit
Gerard: We gotta get to a photoshoot in an hour
Mikey: Will this be submitted?
Interviewer: Uhh no
Frank: Why?
Interviewer: No answer Frank, no answer
Gerard: Yeah Frank, no answer
Mikey: No answer
Frank: NO answer
Interviewer: ok guys, we shall let you go
Gerard: Ok then
Frank: Thanks for havin us man
Mikey: Yeah it was fun
Interviewer: That’s fine, thanks for an interview we can’t play over the radio *laughs*
Gerard: *laughs* We’ve had this a few times
Interviewer: I can only imagine *laughs*
Frank: You don’t want to
Interviewer: You’re probably right. Ok then, thanks for stopping by anyway
Gerard: No worries
Frank: Anytime
Mikey: Unicorns
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Two spiders died an unfortunate death during the make of this interview, all other living species in the room were unharmed.
©KY45 Radio Station, 2008
The interview was never submitted on radio.
The following is a typed transcript of what was said.
---
Interviewer: Good morning New York City, here on NY45 we have joining us three members from possibly one of the most popular band of our time. My Chemical Romance. How are you guys?
Gerard: Hey, we’re going good
Frank: So you say *laughs*
Mikey: Yeah Gerard
Interviewer: Wow, it’s only 10am on a Tuesday morning and yet we have tension *laughs*
Gerard: It happens
Frank: Yeah. We get edgy
Interviewer: Ha. Ok then, so what happened to the other two?
Mikey: They went
Frank: Away
Gerard: To a something
Frank: Yeah. A something
Interviewer: Well that sounds like they are going to have fun
Mikey: No way, they’re probably stuck at a bus station
Frank: Yeah, or lost
Gerard: They always get lost
Mikey: It’s Ray
Frank: I thought it was Bob
Interviewer: And the truth is told
Gerard: Nah it’s both of them *laughs*
Mikey: You have no idea of the truth *laughs*
Interviewer: Anyway guys, thanks for taking the time out of your morning for us
Gerard: No problem. We like doing radio interviews
Frank: Yeah, they’re good because the listeners don’t know what I’m doing right now
Mikey: He’s picking his nose people
Frank: Mikey!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: What? Just letting them know
Frank: Arse
Interviewer: Ha ok guys, maybe keep the swearing down to a minimum, little kiddies listen to this station
Frank: No
Interviewer: *laughs* And why is that Frank?
Frank: They should be in school
Gerard: Key word is should
Frank: Unless they’re rebels
Mikey: Like I was
Interviewer: *laughs*
Mikey: I was
Gerard: Bullshit Mikey *laughs*. You were the tamest kid out there
Mikey: I was not!
Frank: I bet you were
Mikey: Damn it. I did some rebellious things
Interviewer: And just what did you do Mikey Way?
Mikey: Well
Frank: Yeah tell us Mikes
Gerard: I’m interested
Mikey: I’m trying to!
Interviewer: We’re all ears
Mikey: God. Stop talking over me. Anyways, I like, smoked
Gerard: Oooo rebel
Frank: *laughs*
Interviewer: *laughs* Everyone, Mikey Way is now an official rebel
Frank: Yeah *laughs* He totally smoked
Mikey: I did other shit too
Gerard: Yes, and what were they?
Mikey: I hacked a computer
Frank: You bastard
Gerard: *snorts*
Interviewer: *laughs*
Frank: How could you?
Mikey: Easily
Frank: You bastard!
Mikey: What?
Gerard: *laughs*
Frank: I don’t know, but it gives me a reason to call you a bastard
Mikey: *laughs*
Frank: Bastard *laughs*
Interviewer: This interview might have to be shown later on in the night *laughs*
Gerard: Yeah. Most likely, it’s like being a mom with these two
Interviewer: Is that so?
Gerard: That it is
Mikey: Gee, what the hell?
Frank: A mom?
Gerard: what? And yeah, a mom
Frank: Why not a dad?
Mikey: *laughs* Yeah Gee, why a mom?
Gerard: Oh. Well, I don’t know. Mom just sounds more. Dramatic
Mikey: *Laughs*
Frank: Gerard Way, super mom. Yeah, it’s catchy
Gerard: Bitch
Interviewer: *laughs* So Gerard, how do you do it?
Gerard: I don’t know some days, I feel like becoming an alcoholic
Mikey: Been there
Frank: Done that
Gerard: Over it
Frank: *laughs*
Mikey: *laughs*
Interviewer: *laughs*
Gerard: Yeah, but they make me smoke more
Mikey: You don’t need us for that
Frank: Liar!
Interviewer: You need nicotine patches
Gerard: I don’t lie, and hell yes I do
Frank: They don’t work
Gerard: Don’t they?
Mikey: Duh
Frank: Hell no, they don’t even make you feel good
Gerard: Well it isn’t a guaranteed orgasm Frank
Frank: It should be
Mikey: *laughs*
Interviewer: I am no longer apart of this interview *laughs*
Mikey: If you could call it that
Frank: SPIDER! *crashing*
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: *wheezing*
Interviewer: Mikey, breathe *laughs* Frank has left the studio room
Frank: *In background* Get that fucking thing off the table!
Mikey: *chokes*
Gerard: F-Frank! It’s ok. It’s gone
Frank: *in background* LIAR!
Interviewer: *laughs* Ok Frank, it’s gone
Frank: Really?
Mikey: Yes
Frank: Where’d it go?
Gerard: Got squisheded
Frank: What?
Mikey: It got killed
Interviewer: It met the face of the mug bottom
Frank: You assholes!
Gerard: *laughs*
Mikey: Frank, you are so confusing
Frank: I hate spiders but I don’t want them to die!
Interviewer: Conflicted much
Frank: Hey, I hate some people but I don’t want them to die by them bottom of a coffee mug
Gerard: It was even a Star Bucks one
Mikey: Good choice
Frank: It died with dignity
Gerard: Spiders have them?
Frank: Fuck yes
Mikey: There you go
Interviewer: I’m just sitting back watching this unfold, please continue
Gerard: Oh shit. You’re meant to be interviewing us
Mikey: Sorry
Frank: SPIDER! *crashing*
Gerard: Star Bucks to the rescue! *undistinguishable noise*
Frank: AGAIN!
Mikey: Good one Gerard
Gerard: Oh shit, sorry
Interviewer: We have had two deaths of spiders within 5 minutes
Frank: God
Gerard: At least he’s not lonely
Mikey: Yeah his mate is with him
Frank: or his mom
Mikey: Poor mommy
Frank: You’re in for it
Gerard: Damn
Interviewer: *laughs* This is the best
Mikey: Ew, it’s all squished on the bottom, look
Frank: oh awesome
Gerard: They both just lost their dignity
Frank: Sorry lil dudes
Interviewer: You guys are unreal
Mikey: Why thank you
Interviewer: Anytime
Gerard: What’s the time?
Interviewer: It’s almost quatar past
Frank: Ten?
Interviewer: Yeah
Frank: Shit
Gerard: We gotta get to a photoshoot in an hour
Mikey: Will this be submitted?
Interviewer: Uhh no
Frank: Why?
Interviewer: No answer Frank, no answer
Gerard: Yeah Frank, no answer
Mikey: No answer
Frank: NO answer
Interviewer: ok guys, we shall let you go
Gerard: Ok then
Frank: Thanks for havin us man
Mikey: Yeah it was fun
Interviewer: That’s fine, thanks for an interview we can’t play over the radio *laughs*
Gerard: *laughs* We’ve had this a few times
Interviewer: I can only imagine *laughs*
Frank: You don’t want to
Interviewer: You’re probably right. Ok then, thanks for stopping by anyway
Gerard: No worries
Frank: Anytime
Mikey: Unicorns
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Two spiders died an unfortunate death during the make of this interview, all other living species in the room were unharmed.
©KY45 Radio Station, 2008
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I was so bored one night so I wrote this. I honestly think something along the lines of has happened.Meh
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xxx jess