Cyberspace Romance

Zoey felt the need to pray as she watched Ryan Dunn and Dico pack her dresser out of her bedroom and through the small narrow hallway in her apartment. She bit down her bottom lip, hoping they just didn't break it-- or worse break themselves. She had no clue what she had got herself into when she allowed all of Bam's friends into her apartment to help her move. The worse part of all was Ryder seemed to just jump in and join them, leaving her the only sane person left inside the small apartment.

"What about this?" She heard one of the guys yell.

She followed the squealing voice, squeezed past Ryan and Dico and walked into her bedroom. There standing over her dresser of intimates(that she hadn't packed up yet) was Brandon Novak. He was holding out one of her black lacy bra's.

"Could you stop going through my girlfriends underwear for ten seconds?" Bam yelled as he unplugged the cords to her television. Clearly not realizing that she was in the room at this moment.
"Listen to him, please." Zoey said crossing her arms, as Novak jumped back in surprise of her being in the same room. Bam looked up from his jungle of cords and laughed.

Zoey was going to open her mouth to say something else but then she heard shattering of glass. She rolled her eyes to the back of her head, and allowed a loud aggravated sigh to escape her lips as she rushed out of her bedroom. She peeked in the kitchen and saw what had caused all of the noise. There standing on a chair was Ryder-- below him, holding a box was Hanna.

"Are you dropping dishes into a box?" Zoey ask.
"Yeah! We figured it'd be quicker than just placing them in there. . . but I guess we didn't think about them breaking." Hanna added.

Zoey couldn't help but to laugh. She raised her hand up and ran it through her hair. These men were the definition of insanity. She made Hanna and Ryder both promise that they would place the dishes into the box, rather than drop them and then she moved into the living room where Seth and Frantz were working. Frantz was gently placing all of her DVDs into a large box.

"At least you're not insane." She said.
He chucked "Why do you say that?" Frantz questioned back.
"Well, considering Novak's looking through my panties, and Hanna and Ryder are dropping dishes into a box, you seem normal." She said.
"Yeah. . . I guess, I am." Frantz said still laughing

"FUCK! DUNN! GET IT OFF ME!"

Zoey turned around and sighed when she saw the dresser leaning on Dico-- who was pressed against the wall. Dunn was taking a smoke break, standing in the door way of her bedroom talking to Bam. Zoey rushed over to Dico's aid, and helped move the dresser off the man.

"Thank you, Madam!" He said in a sing song voice. Zoey just rolled her eyes. Insanity!

Bam walked out of the room packing her television with him. He nearly tripped over a cord, Novak left laying in the middle of the hall but recovered gracefully smirking at his girlfriend, as he took the television out to one of the vehicles. Zoey groaned as Novak held up yet another intimate article of clothing, a teal thong. She shot him an evil glare and then walked away. Bam was back in the living room by the time she arrived then.

"Your . Friends . Are . Insane" She said leaving a gap of silence between each word.
"and I wouldn't have them any other way." Bam said pulling her into a hug. She chuckled and then reached up and placed her lips on his neck and pressed softly against his skin.
"We're almost done. They're gonna stop fooling around." Bam said.

He was right. It seemed like once they realized it was really time to get down to business, they dropped the Jackass antics and acted like real men. Ryan and Dico got the dresser moved out, and then moved on to the table. Seth, Frantz, and Shitbird moved all of the furniture from the living room. Hanna and Ryder moved the stuff from his room, and Zoey helped Bam and Novak move the stuff from hers. In two hours, the whole apartment was cleared out and loaded onto vehicles.

"That's it." Zoey said looking in each room and making sure they didn't forget anything.
"Yep. Let's get going!" Ryder squealed.
"I've got to drop the key off, Ryder."
"Okay. Well I'm gonna go ahead and follow behind Frantz and Dico." Ryder said.

Zoey nodded her head. He was going to be driving the car-- his crotch rocket was on the trailer behind Seth's truck. She and Bam were going down together. She walked over to her landlady's apartment and knocked on the door. It was just after ten at night, so she assumed she would still be up. It only took about two minutes for the elderly woman to open the door. She pushed her glasses up on her nose and smiled weakly at Zoey-- she knew she must be here to hand over her key.

"Here ya go. I'm moving out tonight." Zoey said.
"Alright then. Hope to see you sometime sweetheart" The sweet elderly woman said.

Zoey just smiled and turned around. She and Bam linked arms as they walked over to the hummer and got inside. She couldn't believe she was moving! It felt so surreal to be able to say she owned a home, and lived in West Chester.

"So, I figured we could unload all the trucks tonight. But we won't have time to set up beds and everything. You and Ry can crash at my house." Bam said.
"Okay." Zoey said, not realizing that the beds wouldn't have been set up. Looks like they had a long day ahead of them tomorrow.

The drive to West Chester was long, however Bam and Zoey never failed to have anything to talk about. She smiled when they pulled into her driveway. Ryder was already in the yard looking at the house. She smiled stepping out of the hummer, pulling the house key from her pocket.

"This house is fucking awesome." Ryder said.
"I know, It's perfect." Zoey said walking up onto the porch and sticking her key into the hole. She then pushed open the door, allowing Ryder to look around. Bam and the rest of the guys started unloading the vehicle. Ape and Phil arrived a few minutes later, Bam had phoned them before they headed into West Chester.

Zoey could hear Ape yelling for Dunn to be careful as he unloaded things out of the back of his truck. She couldn't help but to chuckle.

The guys packed everything in quickly, though it was all piled in the living room. Zoey tore into one of the garbage bags that held some of her clothing and pulled out a pair of Victoria Secret sweat pants and a t-shirt. She planned on taking that to Bams for sleep wear.

"We'll fix shit tomorrow." Ryder said with a yawn.
"Yeah. I need to go buy a stove too." She said since the stove to her apartment was attached.
"We'll deal with that tomorrow, babe. Let's get some rest." Bam said.

Zoey agreed. Ryder placed his crotch rocket inside the small building outside and locked it. Zoey left her car in her drive way-- she and Ryder got inside Bam's hummer and headed towards his house for some rest. She had a long day ahead of her tomorrow. She would need to purchase a few things for the home, and then move everything in the rooms. She was happy to finally be moved to West Chester-- she couldn't wait to get this new chapter in her life started.